Wednesday, October 31, 2012

You want Blood & Gore....I'll give you Blood and Gore

This aint no Makeup
Ain't no ketchup running down my face
No fake drains coming out of my Head.
HAPPY FLIPPIN HALLOWEEN

Saturday, October 27, 2012

The Big Bone

That sure is a big bone you got there Mr. Bert
Look, this end just fits my mouth.
Would you mind if I had a lick or so Mr. Bert?
Mmmmmmmmmmm

Friday, October 26, 2012

Plea to Nellie and Winter Days

Don't forget to check your Spam for comments from me. 
We still can't figure out how to fix it.
 
My Dear Miss Nellie You of course know what a bad boy you have pledged your love to.  Sometimes I wonder what you were thinking.  But Mr. Allred came home the other day with a big hole in his head and he has been a big baby about it all day.  I was wondering if you could send him a little Nellie lovin.  All of us would really appreciate it.  It may not look like much in this picture but I can almost see down to his brain. 
And that was pretty scary.
As for the rest of us.
This is how we all spent this snowy wintry week at Canine Country Club
 
 
 
 
 
 
Have a wonderful weekend everyone.

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Massive Squirell Gathering

An influx of wild eyed rodents have converged in the basement of a large warehouse just outside of Overland Park Kansas.
It is said that they have gathered for a super secret
meeting led by:
Satan himself.  What could this mean? 
Is this the beginning of the Apocalypse ?
Only time will tell.

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Wordless Wednesday and Farewell Anna Rose

 
 
We just learned that Sweet Anna Rose has made the trip over the bridge.  Dear Anna, we will miss you.
Picture of Anna Rose, a female Dachshund

Monday, October 22, 2012

I am the Spam King

HELP my friends, I am at the end of my rope.  I have commented to so many of you and for some reason my comments are still going to your Spam.  So KB over at
had a great suggestion for me.
 
If all of you will check your Spam folder to see if one of my comments makes it your way, and then mark it as NOT SPAM, maybe Blogger will take me off their "Bad Boy"
list and let my comments show up.
 
Also if any of you have any other suggestions to help, please let me know.  I am very frustrated and being frustrated is not something I am used to.
I'd sure appreciate it.
 
Love
Bert
 
PS.  I figured it was a good idea to leave Sunday's post up for one more day as I have great fear for my friends in Kansas.
 
We have been able to narrow it down to Tank.
Tank, I am so sorry, I have no idea what Allred is up to
But Watch your back buddy.
 
 
Oh Man, I am so worried, I have several friends in Kansas.  This can't be good.  So if you live in or around Kansas, I suggest you be very very careful for the next few days.
 
Allred is up to something.......
 
Bert

Sunday, October 21, 2012

Black and White Sunday with a Twist


Little Posy who has now been given the name of Miss Sophie.
She is meeting her new neighbor who is sticking his nose under the fence to greet her.
She returns the interest, but our view is a cute
little black and white butt.
Yep, thats my Black and White Sunday Joy.

Saturday, October 20, 2012

I couldn't help myself

There was Dirt and there was Water.
What was I supposed to do?
Our sky's are still blue as blue
Our trees are still beautiful
Our evenings are still perfect.
Check out the cresent moon if you can both of them.
They have dug up all our grass at the baseball fields
All it is is dirt right now.
But that doesn't stop me from having fun.
Hey Charlotte My Love (I hope)
Wanna kiss from these lips......

Thursday, October 18, 2012

Spam or Not

So here is my dilemma.  I keep writing comments on many of your blogs but they never show up.  I was beginning to think I was offending everyone and that you wanted me to leave blogville.  But thanks to a couple of you I have found out what is going on.
Blogger thinks I am SPAM
 
Now My Vickie thought Spam was this:
Spam (shortened from spiced ham)[1] is a canned precooked meat product made by the Hormel Foods Corporation, first introduced in 1937. The labeled ingredients in the classic variety of Spam are chopped pork shoulder meat, with ham meat added, salt, water, modified potato starch as a binder, and sodium nitrite as a preservative.
 
But apparently Blogger has another term for Spam
Spam post unwanted electronic messages: to post a message many times to a newsgroup, or an inappropriate message to multiple newsgroups
I was so concerned, I went around and asked all our guests at Canine Country Club if they thought I was Spam.
 
First I asked Montana...."Do You Think I am Spam"
The Same Question was asked to
James Dean
Dewey
Goose
Kinza
 Ty
 KC was asked but he declined to answer
 O'Mally
Nala
 Everyone had an opinion so we went out to the rest of the guests to ask them.
 Hey Bubbu, What do you think?
 Sophie, Do You think I am Spam
What say ye Dolby?
Rocko and Polo, do you have any thoughts on the subject.
 
And Orvis, You dont' think I am Spam do you.
 Hey!  Wait a minute, Did I already ask you.....?  Oh, I thought I was seeing quadruple.  It is weimer day.  Goose, Rocko, Polo and Orvis.  Boy, I thought I was loosing my mind.
Hey Zoey, What do you think?
 Chloe, No I don't have food, I am here to ask you a question.
Rothguard, if you would stop running around, I could ask you.
 So Logan, we are good friends. Do you think I am Spam?
 Rusty and Hank  could you stop barking long enough to answer me?
Man, that was harder than I thought.  Now I have a headache.
Spam....Not Spam
Food......Not food
I'm gonna go to bed and dream about Spam (the food kind)