Friday, October 12, 2012

The Good, The Sad, and the Ugly

THE GOOD
Hey everyone, Meet Posey. 
Sweet Posey has joined Murphys family. 
Never Worry Murphy my friend,
You will always be missed and loved.
And welcome Posey
You have already brought smiles to the faces
of Bill and Paulette.
My Vickie says we cannot meet for another week,
but I am so excited to show you the ropes.
 
 
THE SAD
I am devastated my friends,  Check out the comment I got on my blog from
Sweet Charlotte.
Charlotte said...
Oh my sweet darling - I enjoy so much that you are with your whole family! I'm a little bit ashamed of saying I enjoy my little family and my friends too and you remember my birthday party... I don't know how to say and tell it to you...but maybe I need a little bit more time... maybe I should stay a little closer to my friends here... and maybe we should wait with our marriage a little bit...It's not easy for me - and it's just a thought - but maybe I should take some experiences and maybe... Oh Darling I don't know - be sure I love you but please let's wait a little bit!Kisses your Charlotte
So Then I go over and check her blog and I can't believe it, I think another dog is courting my love.   Who is this Medo?
Could she be losing interest in me?  Is she going to break up with me?  I mean, first they put off the wedding date, then, well.. what happens then?  I am so afraid to find out.  Woe is me.
 
 
AND THE UGLY
Hold it dude, What's with this "The Ugly" crap?  
So I look a little upset. 
Well you would too if you had seen that
little twerp TANK'S blog earlier this week.
 
The Twit is using his "Love of Words" to disparage me in my desire to have the Christmas Spirit.  Seriously, it is time for the Christmas Exchange Crap and I, in all my kindness, have offered to Exchange gifts with one of you canine calamities.
So here's what I think.....TANK
I am going to use all my special powers
to control Jazzie in choosing "the Poor Schmuck"
who gets a gift from me.
Guess what TANK?
I mean Schmuck

42 comments:

Mason The Big Stinky Dog said...

Bert I am pawsitive that Charlotte will come around. them females are funny duds sometimes.

~mason

GOOSE said...

Bert I can't wait to meet Posey. Do you think I can show her all about sticks? I know Murohy is smilin' his big smile right now.
As for Charlotte. I don't knwo what to say buddy. Guess better find out now be for you tie the knot. I am confident that you will still be friends. And dude really the girlies are lined up at your doggy door just to get a sniff of you.
Allred- please don't pick me. Please!
Blessings,
Goose

browndogcbr said...

Hi Y'all!

Posey is so cute.

Oh, Bert, my heart goes out to you!
How can Charlotte be so cruel to you?

Y'all come by now,
Hawk aka BrownDog

Catherine said...

Oh my goodness - there seems to be a lot going on over here! Well, you know how the song goes... "Love hurts" Yup, hopefully everything works out for the best. And I think all of you are adorable - pups and kitty! :D
xo Catherine

dougall.dog said...

Oh Bert, I am sure Charlotte and Medow are just furends! I am sure of it!

harrispen said...

That little Posey is a cutie! So happy for Murphy's family. Sorry to hear about your girlfriend.

Cindy

Declan said...

Oh Bert, I don't know what to say. Maybe a cold beer is the answer? Deccy x

Keisha said...

I sorry.

scotsmad said...

You are being dumped????!!! Oh No.

That cat is ugly...

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

haopee said...

Nice meeting you, Posey.

Oh Bert, you must feel devastated. By the way, we miss you. We hope that your assumptions aren't true. Hang on there, buddy.

Huggies and Cheese,
Haopee

rottrover said...

Bert, there are a lot of fish in the sea. Just sayin'...

Ruby

KB said...

Oh my goodness, Posey looks SO cute. New love can help us people recover from such loss. Murphy will guide Posey's humans to help them raise him spectacularly.

Now, Bert, I cannot imagine any girl rejecting you. Perhaps sweet Charlotte really just needs more time. Or, perhaps you could have a long distance marriage!

Finally, Allred is NOT ugly. I'm his biggest fan!

Two French Bulldogs said...

What a cutie!! Lets us know if those super powers worked
Benny & Lily

Meeka said...

Well, maybe this long distance relationship is not for you.
Once the neigborhood gals hear that you're unattached they'll be knocking at your door.

Suka said...

hey Bert,

I don't understand the female of the species any more than you do but I sure understand your pain. I am sorry Bert. I think Charlotte is sincere and just needs some breathing room (whatever that is) and you don't need to worry about another canine moving into your territory. Paws crossed she just has cold paws and will be running back to you very shortly.

Posey is too cute! What a fluffy adorable pup! Welcome Posey! So furry nice to meet you!

As for the "ugly" part of your post - those pictures were not what I wanted to see just after eating. I can just imagine an Allred Christmas gift - a stocking of coal. BOL!

Suka

The Cat From Hell said...

Dear Bert,
I feel your pain. I am so sorry about you and Charlotte. So is Kozmo and the hairy slobbery sisters (me thinks they is a little too happy! Cinnamon has a crush on yous)
Posey looks like a sweetheart.
And Allred,
Me is happy yous is back from your walk about.
Kisses
Nellie

Tanks Two Cents said...

For crying out loud Bert, get a grip. I'm embarrassed for you. It's not worth having a melt down over that bitch Charlotte. Move on.

You're sure right about the "ugly" part of this post. Allred must be a biological anomaly... he should wear a paper bag over his head so he doesn't frighten small children (or other bloggers.)

Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

Woof! Woof! Oh Bert. Don't you worry. Wait a minute "ugly" no, not at all. Golden Woofs to Allred. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
BTW: today was See Beautiful ... we kept you blog on the hop. There's always lots of beautiful things on your post. Golden Woofs

Mitch and Molly said...

Posey is adorable! We are so happy for angel Murphy's hoomnans.
We think Charlotte is nuts to even consider at any other doggie except you, Bert!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

georgia little pea said...

Bert, all I can say is long distance relationships are very difficult. I had to give up my Frankie because I couldn't swim the Tasman. Don't worry. I have discovered there are many other dogs in the park. I know you will be fine because you are handsome and can swim underwater. Your friend, Georgia X

P.S. please say hello to AllRed The Magnificent (or do I mean Malevolent) for me.

Molly The Wally said...

Oh Bert poor you. Charlotte is a doll. As for hissy cat you are a one. Have a super Saturday.
Best wishes Molly.

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

Hey Bert, YOU are the most gallant and loveable dog in the whole wide world and any girl should be over the moon to have you. So, if Charlotte really is having second thoughts, she needs her head examined.

Posey, you look like a sweetheart!

Allred, you are once again being done terrible injustices to. I am a woofie but I love my kitties. I take care of them and they take care of me. I would be honoured to be your friend too.

Woofs,
Tommy

Dexter said...

Oh Bert, I could rename that post "The Good, The Pathetic, and the Unbelievably Evil." You need to snap out of your stupor. Charlotte will show her true colors soon enough. I am sorry to say that "I need space" often means "I've had enough." Girl dogs are like that. Always talking in riddles.

Buck up, my friend, there are plenty of stunning gals who would be over the moon to get attention from you. Your best course is to be shiny and bright and happy go lucky (even when your heart is breaking).

Kisses,
Dexter (lifelong bachelor and planning on keeping it that way)

Madi and Mom said...

Hey Bert and Ms Vickie
Thank you for visiting us yesterday.
Bert I was sorry to read of Charlotte's decision or lack there of. Rest assured ther are may lovely ladies ready and willing to stand by you once your heart has healed.
Hugs
Madi your new friend

easyweimaraner said...

Hmmm Bert, that's a difficult situation.. either you should read "Nietzsche" or you should do it like me: I love ALL girls :o) I think Posey will be a fabulous member of your family... Allred isn't ugly, maybe he needs only a friend or a treat... hmmm or a beer?

Lydia Criss Mays said...

The good is beautiful. The sad can't be really true - hold tight Bert. The ugly, well, it made us laugh out loud. :)

http://seeabeautifulworld.blogspot.com/

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Aw Bert... just shake it off buddy... You are so handsome that there will be PLENTY of Blogville Girrrrrls ready to fill the space.

Murphy said...

We were so excited to see the new pup and because she's a Doodle, of course we are extra excited! Doodles (as with all dogs) spread happiness. Now, about this "Dear John" letter you seem to have received. Bert, you just have to realize that sometimes you just have to cowboy up and ride out of town. There are lots of other females who will appreciate your handsomeness and skills!

Your buddies,

Murphy & Stanley

Christine said...

Oh Bert..so sad, hope your girlfriend isn't like my daughter, fickle! Happy Saturday and Happy Caturday. Hope it gets better!

rumpydog.com said...

Uh oh! Lucky for you I have a June Buggie-proof hiding place I'm willing to share with you... that is, if you can make it here before Alred tears ya a new one!

Amber DaWeenie said...

UhOh...Allred sounds pissed!

So nice to meet you, Posey. Welcome to Blogville! I nose you's gonna like it here!

Bert, try not to worry. Charlotte needs some thinking time. Us girls are like dat, you nose!

Charlotte said...

Oh Bert! How could you!I just became a little unsure of myself - I didn't say I wanna leave you! But I'm only 2 years old and all my girlfriends told me I should take time before I make such a big decision like a marriage - and a long distance marriage especially. Why did you mentioned Medo - he is just a friend more or less - maybe he is only a neighbour - you should not have so many doubts. I need to breathe - yes a little break to think... YOUR girlfriends understand me (some at least) and I hope you don't follow the suggestions of your buddies to look for other girls!!!! Little kiss Charlotte

Sam said...

We are so sorry to hear about Charlotte. You are a handsome fellow, Bert, and we are sure you will find a new girl friend soon!

Sam

The Army of Four said...

Well, isn't Posey a cute little pup!?!? Just think about how much fun you'll have when you meet her - and forget all that "sad and ugly" stuff!!!
Play bows,
zim

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Howdy Bert, Posey looks like a total sweetheart and with you as a friend she will not have any worries in the world. Sorry about Charlotte, but that is why mum says we shouldn't worry about all that lovey dovey business. Allred? Penny wishes you could visit us and sort us out. We say, stay home please mate. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

chicamom85 said...

Posey is adorable and welcome to her. I bet Charlotte is just getting nervous and maybe cold paws. How could she choose anydog over you. No dog could compare to you Bert. Maybe she just needs a little time and flowers might not be a bad idea. Good luck. I don't know what to say about Allred, but if I find any mugwort, I will destroy it.

Loveys Sasha

Bassetmomma said...

Posey is adorable! I'm sorry to hear about Charlotte's indecision but you have to remember she is a girl and we're always changing our minds. So I think there is still hope. Try not to be so down buddy, remember you always have your Vickie and your friends. :)

Magic said...

Thank you for dropping by my blog and your kind comments. Lovely to meet you - and sweet little Posey - woofs and licks from Magic xx

K9 Katastrophie said...

Hi Bert! What a funny post!!! Keep pursuing your girl. She will agree eventually! The new little pup is sooooo cute!

Licks,
Ruthie

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Well, Bert, mebbe Charlotte needs a little space. You know the whole "abstinence makes the heart grow fonder" or sumpin like that. And that Allred, well, he be needing LOTS of space.

Kim Thomas said...

Oh my...what have I walked into here? The drama. The suspense. The emoting...

Okay, on to the reason I stopped by. Other than to visit your awesome site, of course. Ida from CAPS is wondering what town you're in and what pet stores are there, and if CAPS can assist you. I figured you're not seeing her comment (under yours on my post), so just passing it on to you :)

Mazzie @ Mazzie Takes Manhattan said...

Woof to you Bert!!!! That is one cute puppy. And while I'm very sorry to hear about the fact Charlotte wants to postpone your nuptials, I can't say I'm disappointed because that leave the door open for your truly. Much love to your and your Vickie - XXOO - Mazzie