Monday, February 11, 2013

How Bored Are We?

It is still SOOOOOOO Cold
I can't get My Vickie to do more
than work at the kennels and take
me for short drives to the store.
 So to kill the boredom
Abby and I decided to have
a little contest.
Who had the longest tongue
 I went first with a little
stretch of the tongue outward,
not to worry, this was my
first try
 Clearly my second try was
a much better extension.
I am a sure winner.
 Abby coyly looked on,
waiting for  her turn.
 Not bad for a first try.
Not a pretty tongue like mine
but clearly a big tongue.
Why don't you try again Abby.
 "Holy Magnolia"
Abby, that is a long tongue
But still not a winner.
OK, I was wrong.....
You definitely win.
Now that is a tongue


Rubie and Poots (her Mum) said...

Cor-Blimey !!!!! Are you SURE that that HUGE tongue is REAL???? I've been sticking mine out..... and there is no comparison!! Your friend wins!!!

Tail Wuggles, Rubie xxx

GOOSE said...

Paws down Abby wins. Oh and how I love her little coy look. But at least you still have that big old snooter. You win with that one.

Mason The Big Stinky Dog said...



Val said...

LOL...just what I needed before heading to bed. Two silly pups sticking out their tongues :) BTW, I vote for Abby!!

BZ Training said...

OMG That's huge! She could lick her eyebrows with that!

rottrover said...

Abby! You could catch ants with that thing!!

Bart, Ruby and Zorro hahaha, I mean Otto

Siku Marie, White Dog said...

Abby all the way...MUCH longer! And such a shy lady, to boot!

scotsmad said...

That IS a LONG tongue...woweee!

It'll be warm soon...we're sure.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

WOW!! That is a BIG tongue!

Kirby andLea said...

Abby is definitely the winner!!! LOL. I see a hint of peanut butter, that wasn't to helpwith the motivation now was it! Tehehe loved it

Mitch and Molly said...

That is one long tongue, Abby!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

Dexter said...

That was kind of scary.


Reilly / Denny Cowspotdogs said...

Definitely long tongues....but Abby's doesn't look like a healthy tongue...has she had a vet check recently?

Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

Woof! Woof! Golden LAUGHS Bert. WOW! That is a long tongue indeed. I also like Abby's tongue markings. Enjoy your day and have FUN playing silly indoor games. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

stellaroselong said...

wow bert those are long tongues but have you ever ever seen a pugs!!!!
stella rose and mags

3 doxies said...

Oh Bert, da things we does to cures da boredom...though I hasn't tried dis, I will put it on my list.

Abby's tongue may be longr than my body.


harrispen said...

How can such a little dog have such a big tongue?


Two French Bulldogs said...

Holy Macaroni! We see the winner, BOL
Benny & Lily

Blueberry's human said...

No contest - Abby wins!!!

Murphy said...

A tough competition for sure! Yes it is still very cold! Mom thought her days of doing long runs in temps in the 20's was over but that is not the case! Mom said we are going for a little walkie today but it will be on clean trail (Pleasant View) so we don't get snow balls. Not very scenic but at least we'll get to stretch our legs!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

WOW !!!

Ruby said...

WOWSA!! Now that's a long tongue!!
Very impressive, fursure!

Anonymous said...

Do I spy peanut butter on Abby's nose? I think this counts as a performance enhancing drug ;)

georgia little pea said...

Dear Bert, you definitely have a prettier tongue and I LOVE your first picture! You are making my heart thump a little. MWAH! Kiss kiss X

The Cat From Hell said...

Bert, does yous hear that ::THUMP::!!
That is my hairy slobbery sister Cinnamon! She thinks yous is the handsomest dog she has ever seen! She LOVES the tongue shots! And she asked if yous still has a girlfriend!!!

CreekHiker / HollysFolly said...

I love doggy tongues! Abby's is most impressive!

The Army of Four said...

That looks like a very fun contest! I think Abby had you - but you both gave it a good run!
Play bows,

Shelle Pennington said...

There is absolutely NO CONTEST. Abby wins paws down... bet she would have NO problem getting to the bottom of a peanut butter container for the last bits of goody-ness!

Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,

jodi said...

I think Abby's tongue is bigger than Abby! BOL my goodness I don't think I've ever seen one quite that long!