"It Happenend One Night" a true story

 I am not goint to bore you with the long version.  I will let you fill in the blanks yourself.  But let me start out saying this:

I am devastated, emotionally crushed, withered to my very soul. I have been treated unfairly and unjustly, I feel as though I have been grievously wronged. I am Sad beyond words. Well not beyond words cause I am never, beyond words.

But I am so disappointed in My Vickie. In fact I am sure it will take me 10 minutes or more to forgive her even though at this moment she is doing everything she can to get me to absolve her for hurting my delicate heart so much this day

So Here is what happened......in a nutty shell.....

 How My Vickie Saw It:

Tonight, My Vickie calls Murphys mom Paulette and says...Lets go riding and see if we can find some moose to photograph.  We will have to leave Murphy and Bert behind.

Do you want to go?   "Yes" says Paulette and they meet up at the mouth of the canyon and head up.

 It was a beautiful evening (At least that is what I heard from My Vickie, see I wasn't there so I can't say for sure)  and they saw lots of lovely meadows and

 cool flowers.  My Vickie saw these cause she read int Romping and Rolling in the Rockies, that we all need to start looking at the little things close to the ground.   And boy was K & R right.

 And then they looked up and were treated to:

 Moose

 and deer

 and more beautiful scenery.

 When she got home (around 11 pm) My Vickie noted in her mind that I was not outside to greet her.  All the others were, Jamie, Abby, Scrappy, Willa, and four of our overnight guests and even The Devil Himself (Allred) was out there to meet her.  But not me.

 She came inside and I was in the office/living room.   I greeted her wholeheartedly.   "Oh, My Vickie, your Home.....your Home....."   I even stood up on my hind legs to get her attention and to get some pets without the other dogs getting in my way.

she gave me a few pets and called me a lovely boy and then she went over to the office phone and the computer and started checking messages.

She heard a "Different" sound and when she twisted in her chair to see what it was, My eyes greeted her and she looked at me and then started screaming....."BERT   BERT  What are you doing?"   "oh BERT  Shame on you SSHHAAMMEE.    OOOOOHHHHH, I can't beleive you would do that"

I was devistated, but I couldn't stop doing what I was doing.   I continued to pee all over the floor, in the house, right in front of her.........

 All the time, that Evil Devil Cat Allred was standing in the kitchen with the look on his face that you see above.  Smug, evil and wicked.........

What really happened from my side of it:

It is simple.....the minute My Vickie left....SATAN took over and I have the scratch on my face to prove it.   Minding my own business, just waiting patiently for My Vickie to come back, I lay on one of the dog beds sleeping.

Evil Devil Cat comes up and smacks me.   I go to a corner and try and hide.

 Evil cat goes to the kitchen and blocks the doggy door so I can't go out.  I wait and wait, hoping he will give up on his quest to torment me.  I wait and wait.

 You gotta understand.  I havn't been out for hours and I really have to go.  You know what I mean GO!......

Oh, I have been a perfect pup all my life, I have never messed in the house, I won't do it now.   I'll just hold on till My Vickie Comes Back.

Oh gosh, hurry Vickie Hurry.  Huryy

 Evil cat continues to guard the door.  I can't move for fear my bladder will burst. 

Oh what is that sound.  Yes.....its the truck.....FINALLY...

Hurry Hurry. 

Allred steps out but I fear he is hiding behind the dog door and will smack me again so I wait. 

Finally she comes in......I try to tell her of my desperate need, I try to tell her to look and she will see The Devil Cat sitting again in front of the doggy door.

Please My Vickie PLEASE.... What are you doing?   No No Not the computer, the DOOR.......

Oh help me please help me.  

Whoops,  never mind........aaaahhhhhh

I have to say, that it didn't take My Vickie too long to figure out what happened and she has been trying to make it up to me for a few days now.  She has loved on me a ton, she has taken me to the lake twice and I got to go to a puppy party.  I'll tell you all about them tomorrow but for now, she is getting ready to take me to the park again. 

This might have all been worth it......Bring it on Allred you spawn of satan.

Have a nice day every one.

Bert