Crime Stoppers

Hey Sarge,  Sir,  I was just wantin to put in an application to be one of your officers....I mean, don't ya need a back up now and again.


I have experience you know.  Like today, My Vickie and I stopped some theives that was trying to break into a business next door.  Well we didn't stop them, we just seen them and they looked suspisious so we called 911 and sure enough, They were criminals......


So I know you must be super busy with all the official Police Chiefin stuff.  I was just figurin I could help you out in the field.   Like For Instance:

 I could monitor the two legged childrens playgrounds to make sure they are safe enough for our presious small humans.

 I could break up any of those roudy bar fights that go on in the underside of blogville.....

 Patrol the beaches to make sure none of us step on their presious sand and  direct us fourlegged critters to the doggy beaches......(Not happy about this one)

 I already have a few snitches that we can use to gather information... ...you know, regarding doggy and human mis-behaviors.

 Keep a check on any bullies that want to take away everyones toys and chews.

 Check for drugs and chocolate in the vehicles that are passing by and to make sure that everyone is legal..... 

 

Be sure that our roads and trails are safe ALL YEAR ROUND.

AND take care of all the little children, cause that is what I do best.

So SARGE, what do you think.  Can I be your deputy? 

I pledge to be loyal and true to the Police service in Blogville 

I pledge to uphold the law, to protect life and property, to prevent and detect crime.


I pledge to discharge my responsibilities without fear or favour, regardless of race, language religion., or breed. 


I pledge to strive for excellence, to be proactive and to exercise initiative in my duties.


I pledge to serve our community and our country and to be courteous and humane in my dealings with every K-9 or Feline.


I await your answer and am hopeful for an interview time.

Sincerely
Bert