Hey Sarge, Sir, I was just wantin to put in an application to be one of your officers....I mean, don't ya need a back up now and again.
I have experience you know. Like today, My Vickie and I stopped some theives that was trying to break into a business next door. Well we didn't stop them, we just seen them and they looked suspisious so we called 911 and sure enough, They were criminals......
So I know you must be super busy with all the official Police Chiefin stuff. I was just figurin I could help you out in the field. Like For Instance:
I pledge to uphold the law, to protect life and property, to prevent and detect crime.
I pledge to discharge my responsibilities without fear or favour, regardless of race, language religion., or breed.
I pledge to strive for excellence, to be proactive and to exercise initiative in my duties.
I pledge to serve our community and our country and to be courteous and humane in my dealings with every K-9 or Feline.
I await your answer and am hopeful for an interview time.