Wednesday, October 31, 2012

You want Blood & Gore....I'll give you Blood and Gore

This aint no Makeup
Ain't no ketchup running down my face
No fake drains coming out of my Head.
HAPPY FLIPPIN HALLOWEEN

48 comments:

Cinnamon said...

This doesn't look like a fun Halloween.
Please take care and we got our paws crossed fur ya.
xo Cinnamon

NCmountainwoman said...

Oh no! Now I feel sorry for Allred. Me, of all people! Whatever happened, I am so sorry and wish you a quick recovery. Not even evil Satan devil cats deserve such. I'm glad you have Bert's Vickie to take care of you. Our fingers and paws are crossed for you Allred.

georgia little pea said...

AllRed! My eyes are watering looking at your poor head. I know you're a mean vicious kitteh but I hope someone is giving you lots of cuddling and chicken broth for that mess. What were you thinking?!!! ARRRGH.

Bassetmomma said...

Oh no! Poor Allred! I don't know what happened but I sure hope you're okay! We're sending you all our positive thoughts and prayers.

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Blood and gore for sure, Allred!!! Are you OK? Whatever happened to you? We hope you are going to be OK.

It seems sort of like not the right thing to say under the circumstances but Happy Howl-o-ween from all of us!!!!

BOOS and Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Dexter said...

Allred! What happened? I am very worried.

Kisses,
Dexter

Anonymous said...

No! I am hoping the trick is on us and it is photoshopped??

Cowspotdog said...

The dreaded abscess we are guessing - get well Allred!

Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and Mom said...

Ouch! That looks painful. I'm hoping that you feel better and heal up quickly.

Millie and Walter said...

Oh Allred. Please stay indoors where it is safe. At least I hope none of the country club visitors did that to you.

Cindy

sprinkles said...

Yikes!!! That looks really painful. I've been MIA from Blogville lately so I don't know what happened, but I hope you're ok.

White Dog Blog said...

That is NOT a Halloween trick...that is horrible! What happened Allred? We are sending you White Dog healing energies and we are right at your side to stop the evil that did this to you! Just say the word, poor boy!

Anonymous said...

Bert, what the snot happend to poor Allred, doesn't look like much of a plesant Howl-O-Weenie. We are croosing our paws for you Allred, hope you get back well OK!

Your Furiends
Susie & Bites

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMD jeez could you make these pics any BIGGER?????? You win the prize for the BEST Halloween post EVER!!!!!!!

I bow to your genius.

Allred...sure sucks to be you tonight.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

TimberLove said...

Oh dear, that's no good. Sending healing siber wooos!

RA

Unknown said...

Oh Allred! Your hole in your head has gone and abscessed!!
That has happened to me (but Not on my head)
Me is hiding UTB right now, hiding from the trick and treaters or me would be right over!
Kisses
Nellie

GOOSE said...

Allred you know you and I have had our differences, but I DO NOT like seeing you this way. I am going to send prayers and good thoughts your way right now! And if ya want to whap me when I come over tomorrow, go right ahead if it helps you heal faster.
Blessings,
Gosoe

What Remains Now said...

Oh, Allred. I hope you're all right.

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Flippin heck Allred. What happened mate. Did you try and take on a car? We have paws crossed you will soon be back to your evil self. Hugs to you mate. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Don't think Allred is very happy....just an observation.

We didn't know cats wore the cone of shame, too....

XXXOO Daisy, bella & Roxy

Meeka said...

Are you sure it's halloween and not an APril fools joke?

A Day In The Life Of A Goose said...

Oh my goodness, Allred!!! Did you tick off too many pups? ;-) In all seriousness, I hope that you feel better real soon! If it is an abscess, my one brother gets those quite frequently, he doesn't like it either :-(

bichonpawz said...

Oh NO! This is very scary Allred!!!! We sure hope that you are going to be ok...sending you hugs! xoxo Chloe and LadyBug

Tama-Chan, Benny, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Heloise, Momo, Ryu said...

Poor sweet Allred. We wish we could come right over and take care of you.

Healing Purrs,
The Chans

KEY WEST COLLIES said...

Bowsers, Allred sure looks in rough shape. Hope the rest of your Collieween went better. Paw Ess - Here is to quick healing.

Essex & Sherman

Unknown said...

Allred we wish you well and send healing paw.
Best wishes Molly

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

I know you won't care Allred... But I hope you feel better soon!

Molly the Airedale said...

This looks pretty real to us! We hope you feel better soon, Allred!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

Backcountry Brodie said...

I would offer to lick that fur you, Allred, coz my slobbers has medicinal kwalities but no, instead I just send you my sympathies fur your owies. It do be the thought wot counts, no?

The Furries of Whisppy said...

OH MY COD! What happened to you, Allred! Oh noes. We're purring and purring you'll make a full recovery. And QUICK!
We have all our paws crossed for you.

2browndawgs said...

Oh poor kitty!

Anonymous said...

Oh Dog! I hope you heal up soon Allred! Jen has had a kitty with a similar wound. They do look horrible and can scare a human!

Amber-Mae said...

Oh sweet Jesus! What happened?! This looks horrible! Please heal soon.

Licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Mollie said...

Blimey, what happened there?? You poor little soul..We will have to send nurse Nellie over to look after you. Gosh, hope you get better real soon..ouch! xx00xx

Mollie and Alfie

Anonymous said...

Dear Allred, please get well soon. I will cross my paws for you ...

Matilda the Boxer said...

OMD! Even though it's Allred, I still hope he feels better soon. That doesn't look like any fun at all.

Val said...

Oh Allred this is very scary to see. I hope you heal quickly.

Lucy-Fur, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Great. Now, you aren't just a devil cat, but you're a zombie cat, as well! Heal quickly, dude, as we can't keep an eye on our souls AND our brains at the same time!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

rottrover said...

Allred!! No abcesses, dude!! Though your timing is excellent! Feel better!

-Bart and Ruby

How Sam Sees It said...

OMG - what happened? We hope you will be feeling better soon!

Sam

Murphy said...

OMD! What the hell is that???

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Ryker said...

NO, Allred, you poor kitty. I have my paws crossed for you!

KB said...

Oh Allred! We have been your secret admirers for years! We never believed the bad stuff that Bert says about you. Now this! It looks like we can see your skull through that wound. I think that you deserve the "power of the paw" and we're sending it to you.

You can always take refuge at our house, if needed, sweet Allred!

Curt Rogers said...

This is terrible!!! Poor Allred. Please tell me he's going to be alright. I'm sending him all my good thoughts!

The Army of Four said...

Oh no no no!!! I miss reading blogs a few days and come to your place to see this?!!? NO!!!! Allred, please tell me you're ok!!!
We'll be praying for you!
Play bows,
Zim

mayziegal said...

Awwww...poor Allred. Somebuddy sure played a nasty trick on you. I hopes you feel better real soon!

Wiggles & Wags,
mayzie

Tucker said...

Oh my, I sure hope you feels better soon kitteh. Even evil kittehs do not deserve ouchies.

woof - Tucker

Sankissjuice said...

My heart is aching...my poor Allred. Sasa would like to lick your wound.

Sankissjuice