Friday, February 10, 2012

Allred is now offering Classes

NOTE FROM ALLRED:


I am now offering "How to torture Dogs" 101


Results from my first student


http://youtu.be/cmEsMrB721U

Have a good day Sam, Tank and Frankie   MMMEEEEOOOWWW

25 comments:

Remington said...

Oh my! He really thought he was all that for a minute! I felt bad for how scared he got....poor little guy....

Carol said...

I gotta say, there's a reason I'm a dog person and not a cat person. Poor fella, that mean ol' cat about scared him to death. It was pretty funny though. Allred seems to be a very effective teacher. Maybe a professor even?

Amber DaWeenie said...

All Dogs...BEWARE!

(That poor little guy...hope he didn't have a heart attack)

Tank said...

I'm going to PRAY for your demented little soul Allred. You are one sick and twisted piece of work.

To Bert and his Vickie,
I'm seriously afraid for your safety. Please stock up on crucifixes and holy water before you return home.

Tank
(still cursed)

Patrice and Higgins said...

From my Mom: Oh my goodness!! I just laughed until I cried!!!

From me: Totally fell sorry for that little fella!

~Higgins

Ellen said...

Oh my gosh that doggie had the highest pitch cry!

ArtemisiaFSS said...

Scylla wants to sign up for your class.

chicamom85 said...

I bet you wouldn't be so brave with my boyfriend Remington. You are very very mean and probably need some hugs so I am sending you some and I hope it helps


(((((((((((Allred)))))))))))))))

licks and sniffs Sasha

3 doxies said...

BOL @ Sasha. Maybe dat is Allred's proble, him just needs a little hug.
And yea, dat pansy dog hurt my ears too.

Puddles

Prancer Pie said...

Looks like your classes are a screaming success, Professor Allred!

rottrover said...

Our publicist is typing this while we go outside to bark at those horrid sounds that came...from where....hhhhmmmmm....

-Bart and Ruby

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee



Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Boondocks Love Shack Pack said...

Cats are e-v-i-l and Allred is their leader!!

AROOOOOOOOOF!
Boondocks & The Love Shack Pack

Tank said...

It's over Bert. Sorry, but I couldn't take it anymore.

KB said...

OMD, Allred. That poor poor dog... Don't you dare come near Colorado.

GOOSE said...

That was just painful to watch. Allred you are a good teacher. If I was afraid before I am terrified now.
Bert you now are the bravest dog I know, living with prof. Allred. If you ever need to get away, to a cat free zone just come to my place, doors always open for you.
Blessings,
Goose

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

This is most concerning. Allred not only 'taught' the cat to attack, but he subverted another canine to join in the attack on what looks like a terrified little French bulldog. Abby suspects an Imperius Curse. The Mango Minster Good Witch/Wizard has placed an impenetrable protective spell around the Mango, all the Mango Minster Judges, and the entire Ethics Team. S/he is now occupied with putting protective spells around all the other Mango Minster contestants. Sadly, as Tank has already been cursed, he is at the end of the list. But we'll get to you, Tank, never fear. In the interim, enjoy the nuts. They're very healthy and nutritious.

Allred, this unethical conduct is leading inexorably towards another hearing and, Abby is sad to say, more severe sanctions.

Abby the Legal Beagle[mix] Extraordinaire and Official Guardian of Ethics for MM2012

Mr. Pip said...

Dear Allred,

My feline sister, Rosie, doesn't have a date for the dance and I am thinking you two might just be a match made in ...h**l, I mean heaven.

Your pal, Pip

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Allred, I am Abby's [the Guardian of Ethics] brother. Abby suddenly got really sick tonight, throwing up a bunch of vile brown glop. I think she got nicked by a curse you threw. Abby is a law and order type. Mess with my family, and I'm not. I'm coming after you, Allred, and I am relentless.

Jed

Rubie said...

OOOoooo that was so hard to watch!!!!!

Tail Wuggles, Rubie

The Cat From Hell said...

Oh Allred! That was wonderful! Me laughed and laughed and watched it over and over and me laughed some more!
Yous is Bad!
Kisses
Nellie Bellie

The Thuglets said...

Crikey....we are relieved to be a cat free zone.
Bert are you sure you and Miss Vikie are safe?

Big Nose Pokes
The Thugletsx

We love your new header photo!

Sam and Pippen said...

You're going DOWN!!!!

Sam
Bad Sport Competitor that's smarter than a itty bitty kitty...

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Oh. My. Dog. I be screaming like a little girl if'n I woz that little dog, too, and I is a big dog.

2browndawgs said...

Oh Yikes...never show Nestle that video. :)

the brown dawgs