Monday, February 13, 2012

Valentines Preview

Well, I have two great bits of news and a few interviews I need your help on.

1.   We have two winners.....Yep two of you have guessed my location, well at least a close proximity.  The rest shall remain undisclosed until after the Mango Minster Contest is finished  Head on over an vote if you get some time.

First Winner and a $25.00 Gift Card to PetSmart goes to Val at My Girlz Got Paws

And at a very close second a $25.00 Gift Card to Pet Co goes to Finn at Finn Howard

We are located in the Flathead Lake area of Montana.  And It Is Great.

ANd Second is that MY CHARLOTTE IS ON HER WAY HERE For the Dance. 

If you want it interpreted so you can keep in touch with her and her friends, try Google Translate  I have to use it until I learn to speak her language. 

Safe travels my dear.  Can't wait to see you.  I know it is a long flight. See you soon.


MM Council said I could come to the dance if I have body guards to protect me from any of you who might want to try and sway my Vote For Best In Show, your way. 

Because of that I have had to seek out some professionals but My Vickie says I can only have Two.  These guys don't come cheap.

Let me know who you think would be the best protectors, if you get a chance.


Amber DaWeenie said...


Do you think you can hire them all? No one would dare to get close to you then!


Amber DaWeenie said...

PeeeS...After thought.

You could hire Allred with the same results!

Just sayin'

The Army of Four said...

Yeah, Bert. I was gonna say "Allred", too.
Your Valentine sure is gorgeous!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

MERLIN and Blair fur SURE.

OMD OMD... Charlotte has her OWN JET?
Buddy she is MORE high Maintenance than My Wimmen!!!
Now you be VERY careful on your drive to the Blogville Comm. Center... SARGE is givin out Tickets like a WILD DAWG.
See you and Charlotte at the PAWTY!!!

Finn said...

Thank you again! I would say Blair is a little scary looking, good for a body guard!

Charlotte said...

Dearest Bert - I'm on my way to you - thanks so much for sending me this luxury learjet. catering is excellent and helps to handle my great desire for you!
Love and Kisses your Charlotte

Petsami said...

Zorac, because he's not the body guard you need right now, but the one you deserve.

chicamom85 said...

I would go with Nosferatu and Blair
OMD BOL no one would want to come near you. I am hiding under the desk now after just seeing the pictures of them. I think Icabod would just get drunk. I think the others would be distracted by the beautiful woman at the dance. I don't know if you should go, it might be dangerous, please be safe and I look forward to seeing you there.

licks and sniffs Sasha

p.s. If you have those 2 body guards I will just wave from across the room.

Bassetmomma said...

Congrats to winners! I think that Blair is pretty scary!

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

They all look helpful but we think Zorac for sure. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

GOOSE said...

Well Bert I think you should choose Merlin and Icabod. The others look like they had been to one to many parties. Icabod may have seen a few as well, but I'm sure he is a professional.
Are you sure you didn't take a little side trip to Dog Lake in Montana, I swear I saw you slashing in the frigid water.
Have fun at the dance.

Mitch and angel Maggie said...

Blair and Sasquatch look like the perfect choices to me, Bert!

Love ya lots,

Tanner and Beth said...

Wow! Those are some scarry pooches. Personally, I would choose Merlin and Ichabod. They look like the safest choices.

Doggy Kisses,

Rubie said...

My vote is MERLIN, he would be a greeeeaaaattt protector - I mean fireballs - who could top that Bert!!??!!

Have a great time at the pawty, Tail Wuggles, Rubie

Anonymous said...

Bodyguards? Really?

I've been turned into a squirrel by your demented cat sibling, living in the woods for days gathering nuts and trying to figure out how to undo the curse he put on me. Somebody was even shooting at me today with a BB gun!!!

But you need the bodyguards?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMD

bichonpawz said...

Whoa! Scary! We think Sasquatch would protect you! Have fun on your date! Xoxo Chloe and LadyBug

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

We're glad your lovely Charlotte is on her way to join you. We vote for Merlin and Sasquatch as your bodyguards - quickfire and serious muscle. Allred is going to be otherwise engaged, unsuccessfully trying to dodge Jed & Pouncey the Sumo Cat.

Although we are happy to report Tank is gradually regaining some of his canine qualities as the Allred Horcruxes bite the dust, he has not been up to joining Jed in the hunt for the remaining Horcruxes. So our grandcat, Pouncey the Sumo Cat, has joined me in the hunt. I am pleased to report we have disposed of two more Allred Horcruxes.

Horcrux #4 was dispatched in paw-to-paw mortal combat between Pouncey the Sumo Cat and the Horcrux. Death of the Horcrux was by exsanguination.

Horcrux #5 'fell' into the Ambrym volcano on Vanuatu, which is currently in an active state of eruption, after Pouncey the Sumo Cat and I cornered the Horcrux on the edge of the volcano.

So that's five down, four to go, devil cat.

We understand there is a movement to 'redeem' Allred with some kind of loving group hug. While Jed does believe in redemption through repentance [Pouncey, not so much], you'd better get a move on while there's still a Horcrux left to save.

Jed, brother of Abby the Official Guardian of Ethics for MM2012, and
Pouncey the Sumo Cat, grandcat of Abby

Maggie Mae said...


So happy dat you will be at da pawty tomorrow! We vote fur Sasquatch, boxers make great body guards. ;)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae and Max

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Bert - I would say why duss you need to hire body guards when you has ALLRED fur free? But then it mite be becoz of Allred that you be needing body guards.

Mr. Pip said...

Zorac and Blair for sure!

Your pal, PIp

klahanie said...

Greetings Bert,
Yes, tis I, Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet star, once again, manning um dogging the keyboard.
Hey, you deffo need Sasquatch. My human knows all about the legendary Sasquatch and they are very loyal and trustworthy protectors :)
Pawsitive wishes and if it's okay, doggy kisses, Penny xx

Mr. Logan and Ms. Baci said...

We're actually thinking Murphy is your best bet for body guard. He's big in size (no one would dare mess with him), he's loyal to you true and blue, and he has a nose that could sniff out any bad guy before they could get any where near you. Yep, Murphy is our vote.

The Cat From Hell said...

Dearest Bert,
Me could give up my Campaign Managership to bes your Body Guard. Me is the best guard cat ever! However, me really wants to go to the dance with Allred. Me would not have picked any of those guys. Cats is much better body guards!

Mango said...

Bert! You really only need Ichabod. While some might feel that muscle is required, I know that those Bad Sports are also prone to engaging in degenerate activities and he looks like just the right guy to distract them from their plotting and planning.


Sarge said...

Hey Bert!
Wow, congrats to Val and Finn! What a fun event. Your Charlotte is so lovely. Now, about that other thing...That Blair is gonna give me nightmares fur sure! Is that a dog?!? Really?!?! OMD. Can't be. WOW.
Happy Valentine's Day!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP