As many of you know, Allred (Devil Cat) has been missing for a week now. I don't know what he is up to, but I am pretty sure it is....No Good.....
I received the following note from Jed and Abby yesterday that helps put a little light on the subject.
Pouncey the Sumo Cat and I caught up with another Allred Horcrux and 'persuaded' him to take a nice boat ride with us. We happened to come across a school of hunting Great White sharks. Did you know they sometimes hunt in packs and coordinate their attacks? They mistook Allred for a really furry baby seal when he 'accidentally' fell into the water. One more Horcrux down, two to go. So don't worry if you don't see Allred for a while, Bert. Or ever again.
Jed, brother of Abby the retired Guardian of Ethics
Pouncey the Sumo Cat
Just before Allred broke out of the cell we had him in, James Dean brought him a peace offering, but I don't think it helped Allred much. Me and My Vickie sure love it. It plays a beautiful song and goes around in circles with soothing sparkling lights that float all around.
If you can't read it, it says "I love you from the bottom of my heart. But for you my love has no bottom" Now that was a nice peace offering isn't it.
When Allred first moved in with us he had only one possession. It was a picture he kept in his castle. WE found it yesterday and now we wonder if it explains some of his personality issues.