Wednesday, January 16, 2013

The Favor

OH My Gosh, I have the best idea on how I
can invite my Sweet Nellie to the Valentines
Day Dance, but I need a little help from
one of those K-9 things......
 
Wish me luck...
Hey Goose Buddy,  Would you like
to do me a Favor?
Ummmm, I'll take that as a NO!!!
 
So James Dean, what ya doin?
"Oh, I see.....Never mind, it was nothing
 
So Miss Abby,  I was thinking....
Would you like to do something for me?
Mmmmmm.   I think that is a NO too.
Flip, that only leaves that simpleton,
I mean, that sweet smart boy Bert.
 
Hey Bert
Bert.....
Relax dude,  I just
wanna ask you for a favor.
Come back here you scardy cat.
BERT!
Really Bert, It is all right,
I am a different guy now,
I wont' hurt you.
I am kinder now,
I mean, you have no idea what
I went through on my Walk-a-bout
but it changed me.  Really changed me.
So What do you say.   Can ya
help a guy out?
Will ya do a favor for me?
Thanks dude.
So here's the plan.
All you have to do is
(________________________)
Seriously Dude, I appreciate it.  Now go find my
girl Nellie and make me proud.
What ever you do, don't come back until
she says YES........
 
 

31 comments:

Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

Woof! Woof! tough job Bert but I believe that you can do it. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

The Cat From Hell said...

Bert,
Can yous please tells Allred that me would likes it if he asks me hisself (But we all knows me is going to says YES!!!)
Kisses
Nellie

Two French Bulldogs said...

Sounds like a plan!
Benny & Lily

Lovable Lily said...

Wow Bert, that's a big job you've got to do there. I know that you can handle it, just be careful. You don't want to go back home with a NO.

Hugs,

Lily Belle & Muffin

Idaho PugRanch said...

Bert, be sure to check our post tomorrow. We have passed an award on to you!
pughugs
Bailey, Hazel & Greta

Sue and Doug said...

hope Bert helps you out Allred, how could sweet Nellie say no?

harrispen said...

I hope Nellie says yes or Bert will be in trouble.

Millie

GOOSE said...

Bert you are such a sweet guy. And just in case you do exactly as Allred said. I would have, but dang he woke me up and I was startled and I thought it was the old Allred in my face and I got all primal on him. Hope he forgives me. While you are doing him a favor could you do one for me? Tell him I am sorry. I did not mean to snarl at him. But I mean, he did wake me up from a dead sleep.
Blessings,
Goose

scotsmad said...

Seems to us, that often the love interest falls for the messenger...just sayin'.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette said...

Hey Allred, Buddy, you know you can always ask me, Tommy, if you need help! And Vidock says that if you need a sturdy steed, he is hap[y to help too!

Do him proud, Bert!

Woofs,
Tommy

Reilly / Denny Cowspotdogs said...

It's all a ruse!!!! Allred can't be a nice guy - it's all a devious plot he's working on and just when you think he REALLY has changed - his old self will be back and scratched noses will prove it - mark my bark!!!

Amber DaWeenie said...

Hmmmm...Wonder what that was all about! Bert, you keep a secret very well!

:)

easyweimaraner said...

Big Job Bert. Good Luck!!! Please make Allred happy ;o) I'm sure you can ;o)

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Nellie loves her woofie sisfurs so we're very sure she'll say yes to whatever you ask on behalf of Allred. :)

Murphy said...

Well, it's in the bag now! If anyone can do it Bert can! BTW, looks like Goose hasn't forgiven you for your past deeds!

Keep Calm & Bark On,

Murphy & Stanley

The Army of Four said...

Woo, hey Allred. Buck up, man. Err... I mean CAT. Chicks dig guys who ask for themselves! You KNOW she won't turn you down!
Luv,
Dave
PS: I think you PhotoShopped that snarl on Goose's face. I don't think he'd really be like that. Really.

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

FURST.... Yes.. for a couple of days you went Directly in... butt now I am finding you... CANNED again. That's OK... I just check fur you every day.

NOW about this.. NEW...Kinder Gentler Allred... WE are just NOT trusting him.. or WHOEVER he is... quite yet.
So WE can certainly understand (although we laughed like idiots) at the various REACTIONS that he got from all of you.
It is just the triumph of EXPERIENCE over Hope. Just Sayin.
BUTT We Still HOPE he get a date.

Blueberry's human said...

Glad Bert is helping you out cause those others were um, less than enthusiastic. ;)

You are definitely changed since your "lost days". :)

stellaroselong said...

good luck...we stink at getting dates!
stella rose

Casey said...

I'm a little worried for my pal Bert! Good luck!

RYKER said...

Ok Bert, spill the beans. What is Allred up too?

Mollie said...

Somefing fishy going on..BOL Don't trust him Bert...Bert, can't you take Stella Rose to the ball, if she hasn't already a date. Wez got Roxy and Torrey, who are drop dead gorgeous, they all need a chap of your caliber'z.. ( Noze what I mean) BOL xx00xx

Mollie and Alfie

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Oh Bert, we know you can and will do it, but Nellie seems to really want Allred to speak for himself:) How we love that shot of Bert and Allred side by side - so sweet!

Woos- Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

onebluedog said...

I can't wait to find out what Bert is doing!!

Also, I have never seen this side of Goose before...shocking!

TexWisGirl said...

who could refuse bert's face!?

Catherine said...

It's so sweet that Bert is helping. A helping paw is always a beautiful thing. :)
xo Catherine

KB said...

Go, Bert, Go!!!! I hope that our Allred has Nellie on his arm at the dance. He is a wonderful kitty so do your best for him!

chicamom85 said...

Bert I know you can do it. Allred it does seem that you have changed for the better. I am sure Nellie will say yes. How could she resist you??

LOveys Sasha

Frank The Tank said...

Paws crossed for Allred!
Oh My Goodness I have never ever seen Goose look so scary!
Bert you are such a good friend to help Allred out like that!
Love and Hugs your Furiend Frank XxxxX

rumpydog.com said...

Poor Bert.... but I guess since it was for Nellie it was worth it!

Shelle Pennington said...

Aww, Nellie has such a good beau in Allred! :)

You are a great friend!

Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/