Vickie has always told me that I should not grow up saying nasty things to my friends. She says if you can’t say something good, don’t say anything at all. And she also tells me that swearing (Certain words with certain meanings that you humans have for them) is not very dignified or kind.
And up until this week, she has pretty much lived by what she teaches me, but all of a sudden, well, I guess it was on Monday to be exact, she starts swearing like a sailor on leave.
“Dammit, Come Here” “Stop it Dammit, I mean it, stop it now” “Dammit, What are you doing now?”
It was kind of freaking me out until I was introduced to:
Are you ready?
Are you sure?
OK Everyone, I want you to meet:
Yep its true, somebody named their beloved dog, companion and friend. Dammit.
I guess it is a good thing Vickie can't cook very good. If she could, we would have gone right inside and made some Chocolate Chip Cookies.
Luckily she had ordered Girl Scout Cookies from her friend Siera and even more luckily, they were due to arrive that day.
On Monday me, Jamie and Vickie all went for a walk out to Willard Bay. It was a beautiful day and the bald eagles were out and the lake is thawing. wow it was really cool.
However, it didn't smell like chocolate chip cookies out there, it smelled like cow poop. It was so heavy in the air that the smell settled on us and the van like a cloud of stink.
And it stayed with the van all the way home. Vickie said she could still smell it two days later.
And spekaing of Goldens:
you see, while she was trying to get the picture of Allred above, well, Allred reached out and grabbed her by the nose with his big ole ugly claws. Oh the blood and the cussing.
Honestly, what did she think he was going to do. After all, he is "The Devil"
When she came to live with us, she was about 40 pounds overweight and could hardly walk. Now, almost two years later, she is a svelt lovely girl with a pretty good figure, considering she is 12 years old and she can go on walks with me and the Kelly boys and keep up.....most of the time.
But it pains her that she has a slow metabolism and she only gets half as much per meal as I do.
Thanks Robbi for keeping in touch with us and letting us know how our buddy "Mugsy" is doing.
So like I said earlier, Vickie is running out of fun music to add to the videos of the week so if anyone has any good ideas, will you let her know. She knows John Denver is not everyones favorite, and we are getting to close to running out of doggy songs (which are my favorite)
For now, you can turn the sound off and just look at the fun pictures or you can listen to a really oldie goldie.
See you all next week
Love
Bert
1 comment:
Oh my gosh that is you singing. Wow sounds great.....Giving Bert some competition is a good thing...
Love this blog my laugh for the day
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