Apparently some of you small minded four legged, namby-pamby's out there think that I don't mean business when it comes to Goose and his "Mom".
Some of you think the look on her face in last weeks photo was of her laughing or giggling,
That lugubrious, lummox, Goose has been trying to intimidate and threaten me for almost a year now.
FYI: Rodomontade, thats what I'm doing behind your back you fatuous waif.
FYI
It is hot outside and so every-body, and this includes that blockhead Bert,
I am now reclaiming the inside of the house. Everybody better BEWARE.
So call me, Satan, The Devil, Beelzebub, Old Nick, Prince of Darkness, Belial, Apollyon or Mephistopheles. Call me what ever you want, but if you have any brains at all, YOU WILL ALL STAY OUT OF MY WAY until the temps cool down some.
Over and OUT....
Oh Yeah, and by the way.
Bert and My Vickie are off mourning something so here is a quick note regarding the Olympics. Not that I care a diddly squat about them, but I guess, for Vickie, it wouldn't kill me to mention......
Allred
27 comments:
I've been thinking a lot about this and there's only one explanation... Goose has gone over to the dark side. That's why he so calmly allowed the beast to sit on his mom's lap. Pastor Michelle better say some extra prayers or Goose may be lost forever.
Allred, you scare the hell out of us. We are running for cover.
Not Your friends,
Murphy & Stanley
Hey Allred!
So... uh... how ya doin'?
No, really.
Play bows,
Zim
Allred you are not fooling me or anyone at all. Yes you are scary and the only thing that saves you is you do not run from me. I will not harm a sitting cat. But just take a step, a single step, in the other direction of me and that will be the end of Allred. Oh I might get a bloody nose out of the deal, but you, Allred, will be puffs a fur in the wind. And yes I am dog enough to admit you scare the poop out of me. But when it comes to protecting my MOM from you, or anything or anyone, or any evil, I am fearless. FEARLESS! You are no match for my devotion to my MOM. And as my MOM tells me, every time I bring up your name, that you are not as bad as you try to make everyone think you are. It's mostly an act, mostly. She says there is good in all God's creatures. And I believe her. Beside if there was not a ray of hope in you, why then oh why would you meow your little meow when you see my MOM and then jump in her lap. It's because you love that she sees the good in you and she is one world class petter and ear scratchier.
AND Tank there is no way I would ever cross to the dark side (I'm a little afraid of the dark). But even so I love living in the light.
So Allrd be for warned: Next time I see you I am going to give you a BIG lick right on your lips.
Blessings,
Goose
Allred we are in awe, as we are sure your number is 666. Happy Sunday evening.
Best wishes Molly
Sometimes humans laugh when they are scared. I know all about that. Clearly the human in the photo fears for her life (as well she should). I am not sure Goose knows the extent of your mayhem.
Slobbers,
Mango
Allred, no worries, I ain't comin over! You kinda freak me out man!
Hi Y'all!
Just trying to get around and visit all my friends I've been missing. Hope y'all are havin' a great day!
As for you, Allred, you are just lucky that Bert and his Vickie are off mourning something. You're just lucky my Human won't allow me to chase cats!
Y'all come by now,
Hawk aka BrownDog
May we call you SWEETIE?
Purrs,
The Chans
OKAY.... Stanley and Murphy didn't MINCE words.. they said it PLAIN and SIMPLE... I have always been more.. Careful BUTT since THEY said it...
I'm jumpin in there with them
ALLRED... YOU SCARE THE LIVIN HELL OUTTA ME.
Someone is a cranky kitty...
We knew exactly what you were thinking
Benny & Lily
Allred,
My kitteh furiend, if anyone may wunder why I, Maggie Mae, picked you as da winner of da Bad Sports category in Mango Minster 2012, all dey has to do is read dis post.
Be afraid...be very afraid!! ;)
Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae
O hai! :)
I knew you weren't really bad, Allred. Goose plans to give you a kiss the next time he sees you!!!
Woof,
I is confused at this blog CAT!
~Stinky Kisses, Mason
Dearest Allred,
Me goes all quivery when yous talks all evil like. Me can't wait to visits yous after me is done with my silly little brother's girlfriends birthday pawty. This girl cat is ready for one hell of a PAWTY!
kisses
Nellie
Wow, you're really harsh... I think I know why Bert is PR of this blog... I bet your face alone would make children cry ^^
Huggies and Cheese,
Haopee
Is Pastor Michelle performing an exorcism?? That might be an explanation. Goose please be careful, you have such a beautiful face.
Loveys Sasha
wow ! I really don't trust in cats ..... bahhhhhh
Iris
LOL Allred we all know you try to be a tough kitty...
Oh my... too funny!
Well, well Allred .... You're quite full of yourself, with a vicious mean streak to boot. Goose is not afraid, nor am I. If I were you, I'd be praying for eyes in the back of my head because he's going to get you when you least expect it. And much love to you Bert!!! You look SUPER handsome and noble with the Olympic torch in your mouth. XXOO - Mazzie
I hear you loud and clear, Allred. No problems from me ofur here. Just slinking back into my hidey spot. Shudder.
Bert looks so handsome holding the torch!
As for you Allred, I have no doubt about the extent of your evilness, thus I intend to stay as far away from you as possible.
Garth
Goodness, it looks like we jumped right smack in the middle of things here. Quick Muffin, run for your life.................
Hugs,
Lily Belle
Alfred..you scare us!
Slobbers
Dante, Daisy Boo & Sampson
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