Thursday, July 26, 2012

What do you get when you put Goose and Allred together

 So, I was out taking my walk this afternoon with my own personal Dog Walker Areane.  We walked our usual path which ends up at a big canal full of......You Guessed It........WATER.  It is very hot here so My Own Personal Dog Walker lets me swim as long as I like.  It was so refreshing.

When I got home I found this:
Michelle and Goose were visiting and at the same time Allred returned from his latest "Walk-a-bout"   Now you may think that it looks like Michelle (Gooses Human) looks afraid of Allred.  The truth is.....she is more scared of Goose grabbing Allred and ripping him apart.  Goose doesn't care for cats.

Allred, who as we know, being the devil himself is afraid of Nothing.......Not even Goose. So he saunters on over, right in front of Goose and climbs up on Michelle's lap.
 Goose came over to let Allred know that this was "His" human.  Allred gave him "THE LOOK"
Michelle backed away in order to keep her face and hands out of the way of the upcoming battle that would surely ensue.  

We were all waiting breathlessly.  Anticipating the blood and carnage that was about to happen.  

Waiting....no one is breathing......waiting.....no one dared move......they stared into each others eyes.
the room was still.   the air was heavy.

And then
Guess what happened.
 NOTHING.  That's right. NOTHING.   

Sheesh.  What's up with that. 

Bert

27 comments:

The Cat From Hell said...

Oh Wow! 3 of my favorite men! Allred, me told yous Goose was just a ginormous Cat!
Yous is going to gets a visit from me in your dream tonight. Purrrr
Goose and bert, me is going to gives yous the biggest bestest kittly kisses!
Kisses
Nellie

GOOSE said...

Well almost nothing happened. My MOM got even more gray hair. How could the Devil Cat climb right up on my MOM's lap?! That's MY LAP! Allred is just lucky that... that... well I don't know, he is just lucky. Did you see how close we were? I could smell and feel his hot brimstone breath. And where were you Bert? I'll tell you where you were, hiding under your bed. But I can't blame you buddy. If I was not protecting my MOM I would have been right there with you that's for sure.
Shall we walk tomorrow?
Blessings,
Goose

TANK said...

You had me on the edge of my seat Bert, but what a disappointing ending. I can't believe Goose didn't smack that vile creature into the next county.

Team Beaglebratz said...

Guess when Allred got mailed out in that package it didn't last long enuf - or did he git shipped? Just may-b he escaped frum bein'mailed out - OH DARN!
Shiloh'n Shasta

harrispen said...

I guess it goes to show that Allred isn't all that bad. He could have done serious damage to both Goose and his mom but chose not to.

Cindy

Two French Bulldogs said...

Careful kitty is going to swipe your eye ball, BOL
Benny & Lily

Winston said...

Dude, my Mom was holding her breath, that was a little too close for comforts! Poor Michelle was in the path of what could have been WWIII.....Allred had a major stink eye going on and Goose was not backing down to the evil one!
Thank goodness, no blood was shed!
Maybe we should revisit the bad rap that Allred has..he might be mellowing!
Sorry Allred, I don't want to ruin your Rep but Cecil, the furball that lives in my house, would have boxed me on my nose if He was on my Mom's lap and I got that close to his evil claws!!!
Your furiend,
Winston

The Furries of Whisppy said...

That last picture of Michelle, Goose and Allred had us laughing. The way Michelle was all giggly, just waiting for, well, NOTHING to happen. Hahaha!

Sankissjuice said...

Hehehehehehe...oh i love this post. I think deep inside Allred is a softy. That is my theory. He just acts all tough around the doggies. Love these photos. And Michelle's expression is absolutely priceless!!!!

Thank you, Vickie. You made me laugh, again.

Sankissjuice

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock said...

Hey, Allred is smiling in the photos on Michele's lap!!!!!

dougall.dog said...

How disappointing... No bloodshed! bah!

sprinkles said...

Whew! I held my breath reading this post because I was so afraid something awful would happen. Glad that nothing did.

IRIS E DONA said...

Wow !! I think that Goose and his Mom were sooo brave ! I wouldn't have courage to face Allred like they did! Uuufffff!

Kisses
Iris

Mitch and Molly said...

Whoa - you had us all tensed up here for a fight to happen, Bert!
We're glad no one was hurt.

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

Molly The Wally said...

Oh my Goose starred into the eyes of the devil cat. Bert it is just as well that Allred was being so good and Goose let it go. Hah I wouldn't have been so understanding. Happy Friday to all.
Best wishes Molly

snoopy@snoopysdogblog said...

Wow Bert,

Are Allred and Goose gonna become best buddies?

I really don't think that would have been the outcome if I'd been there…..

Big Wags to all,

Your pal Snoopy :)

Murphy said...

That is just shocking! Butt, we are glad no blood was shed!

Your friends,

Murphy & Stanley

NanaNor's said...

I'm just glad Goose and Michelle weren't injured. I think Allred can take care of himself. Have a great day today.
Wags, Noreen & Hunter

Finn said...

So uneventful. Next time make sure Goose has soemthing to be ticked off about, clearly, and then we'll have some good ol' fashioned fun! :)

K9 Katastrophie said...

BOL! It looks like Pastor Michelle is playing a harmonica!

Licks,
Ruthie

Charlotte said...

Hello Darling - just a quick note - only to say I love you!I love all the pictures of you, Goose and even Allred! Fantastic what pastor Michell makes to you boys! I can't wait to meet you all soon! Love and kisses your Charlotte

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Aha - so Goose may be the calming effect that Allred needs!!! Have you considered asking Goose and his Mom if they have room at the inn for one more? BOL

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

The Army of Four said...

NOTHING!??!! That devil cat was on Goose's MOM's lap!!!! Tell me THAT'S nothing!!! That's just plain crazy! It's un natural! It's ... it's ... it's WRONG!!!
Luv,
Dave

Keisha said...

Woof! I glad there was no fites. :)

KB said...

I knew it! Allred is actually a sweetie... I'm sure of it. Otherwise, Michelle wouldn't let him on her lap.

I can see that Michelle was trying very hard to keep from laughing!

2browndawgs said...

One of these days I will read over here that Goose and Allred are best friends. :)

Mazzie @ Mazzie Takes Manhattan said...

Woof to you Bert!!!! I would not have shown the restraint that your friend Goose was able to muster up, of that I am certain. And that Allred never ceases to amaze me with his nerves of steel and ballsy attitude. Much love to you Bert - XXOO - Mazzie