My Dear Rosebud,
It has been so long since I have seen or heard from you. I want you to know that you are still my Dream Girl from the Prom, but I have come to beleive you are not as interested in me as I was in you.
I do hope we can still be friends, especially since your big bro Boondocks and I are so close (at least I hope we still are Boon) since I promised I wouldn't hurt you or break your heart.
In your absence, I find that I have become interested in a little girl across the sea and I think and hope she feels the same about me. I hope you understand, I really do care for you, but I think it is best that we break up and you can find someone more worthy of your beauty and caring heart.