Saturday, November 12, 2011

Dear Rosebud

My Dear Rosebud,

It has been so long since I have seen or heard from you.  I want you to know that you are still my Dream Girl from the Prom, but I have come to beleive you are not as interested in me as I was in you.

I do hope we can still be friends, especially since your big bro Boondocks and I are so close (at least I hope we still are Boon) since I promised I wouldn't hurt you or break your heart.

In your absence, I find that I have become interested in a little girl across the sea and I think and hope she feels the same about me.  I hope you understand, I really do care for you, but I think it is best that we break up and you can find someone more worthy of your beauty and caring heart.

Much Love
Bert

40 comments:

road-dog-tales said...

This is so sad, Bert. But who's the new hottie?

The Road Dogs

rottrover said...

Stella? Zola?? What's up, Bert??

-Bart, Ruby & Chubs (at least for now)

GOOSE said...

They are lining up at the doggie dog for you Casanova Bert. Follow your heart brother.
Goose

2browndawgs said...

Poor Rosebud. :(

Ms. ~K said...

Wish I had known you were looking for another girlfriend! :)
xoxo
Sassy

K-Koira said...

Poor Rosebud.

Wyatt said...

Bert-
That's ruff, breaking up with Rosebud on your blog. I wonder how Rosebud feels about Airedales?
Dear Rosebud....

Smoochy kisses,
Wyatt

The Cat From Hell said...

Dearest Bert,
I wish it was me that yous was writing the Dear Rosebud letter about, but me thinks a love affair between a very small siamese cat and a younger large woffy would never last.
But me LOVES being your buddy. Good luck with your new love and remember, mes will always be there for yous.
Kisses
Nellie

ra husky said...

Aw, so sorry mate, husky nuzzles,

RA

The Southern Jewel said...

Well, sheesh! My computer is broken, didn't Boon tell you that??

You dirty dog, you!! Dump me online even? On the world wide web?? Did I not even mean enough to you that you could spare me the humiliation of such a break up?

I thought better of you. Maybe I never really knew you at all!

Goodbye!
RoseBud

The Southern Jewel said...

P.S. Hi, Wyatt! Airedales are the bomb!! :-x Talk to me!

Bailey Be Good! said...

Awww, it's so sad to see couples break up. :(

Woofs & hugs, <3

~Bailey (Yep, I'm a girl!)

ArtemisiaFSS said...

We are sure Rosebud will understand. But what's the new flame's name?

Sam said...

Uh-oh! Sam is worried you have your eye on his Maya! Yikes!

Sam

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock said...

Little girl across the sea? Tell ALL, Bert!

Woofs,
Tommy

Boondocks Love Shack Pack said...

Our hat pictures are posted on our page. We are too emotional at the moment to post our response to the break-up.

(Can somebody pass the tissue?)

arooooooooooooof! :-(
Boon and company

Meeka said...

Whatever you've been sniffing is messing with your mind. I'm sure you and Rose Bud can work things out.

KEY WEST COLLIES said...

Best wishes to you and your new girlfriend.

Murphigator said...

Bert, You arf not falling for that little German Whippet arf you. Those skinny supermodel types are hair today and gone tomorrow. She probably counts every calorie and wouldn't even enjoy a romp down the PetsMart doggy-treat isle. Your puppies would be mutts! I hope you are thinking this through.
Your concerned buddy,
Murphy (Oh yea, I guess I'm a mutt myself -- so forget the mutt comment)

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Oh Bert, how sad for you and Rosebud. You must be happy though. Who is your secret sweetie? We can't wait to hear. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Charlotte said...

my dearest Bert! I'm a little bit afraid to comment today... I wrote to Sir George yesterday and told him about you - he didn't answer... I didn't see him for a long time and now I read your letter to Rosebud - oh it's sad. But was it our fault to fall in love? We have waited for a long time - although I was fascinated by you from the first moment. You are such a strong shoulder to lean on!And you are handsome, smart and warmhearted. Every girl - all over the globe -gets crazy about you!
I feel guilty as fare as The Southern Jewel is concerned and I hope she finds a great new love soon - maybe an Airdale??
And to Murphigator I want to say: I'm from Austria and yes I am skinny but I don't count calories and I really enjoy to romp - I'm very very fast and that burns calories!And I'm a true blue - and I love Bert from the bottom of my heart.
Sealed with a kiss Charlotte

NCmountainwoman said...

Oh Bert! You fickle fellow.

But this was the proper thing to do and I'm proud of you.

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

OMD- SAY IT ISN'T SO!!!
poor Rosebud - how could you, Bert? There must be more to the story.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Mango said...

Hope she didn't ditch you for a dog with a smaller snooter. Those gals can be so superficial.

Slobbers,
mango

Murphigator said...

To Charlotte, Well, EXCUSE ME!! I'm just trying to watch out for my poor, smitten buddy because everyone knows love is blind, although I have to admit that I'm not blind and think you're pretty cute. Then again, Bert, unless you're made of diamond dog bones and golden collars, you should notice she is a clotheshorse -- er, I mean, pooch, and that kind of relationship could be a bit demanding. Just sayin' --

(By the way, Charlotte, have you got any single girlfriends?)

Charlotte said...

@murphigator
I like the way you bring things to the point! yes love makes blind - but also do dark sunglasses... maybe you should try a pink one?
a nice fellow like you is a treasure - I will tell my single girlfriends!
Charlotte

Frankie Furter said...

OMD OMD OMD.... BERT... are you SURE about THIS??? Perhaps SQUIRRELS have been STEALING all of Rose Bud's replies!!

Pawhaps this little Bump in the Road can be gotten over.

OMD OMD OMD...

KB said...

Bert, I must say that I'm a little shocked that you'd dump Rosebud in a public forum like this. I thought that you'd be classier than that.

I hope that poor Rosebud can bear the sadness in her heart.

browndogcbr said...

Hi Y'all,

Bert, come to your senses...that is if RoseBud is still the girl of your dreams.

Y'all come by now,
Hawk aka BrownDog

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Uh oh, I think Rosebud is making snarly face at you!

houndstooth said...

A girl from across the pond? I hear long distance romances can be tough, but I hope it works out! We all deserve to be lucky in love!

Bunny

Schnauzer Days said...

Aaw Bert, it's so hard this romance stuff isn't it but you know when it's right, we have our ladies and make sure we look after them not a lot you can do if you've lost contact though so I'm sure she'll understnad. Would this new little ladydee be from the UK by any chance and would she be 2 colours ;-) We think we know, hee hee Dex and Lou xxx

Snowie Baby said...

hi bert! thanks for dropping by my blog and u look so beautiful!
hope u will get over yr heart break soon! ;)

Roo said...

OMD! Drama drama drama! Bert, that was cold dude! Droppin Rosebud in public like that Ouch! Better watch your back buddy. She may hire Allred as a hit cat! :O Paws crossed fur ya pal. Be careful! ;)

Waggin at ya,
Roo

Sarge said...

Hey Bert!
Wow, I'm not sure where to start?!? I think Rose Bud is a little surprised to say the least, but maybe she got too conformtable and forgot to keep in better touch with you. No guy wants to be left alone. Gotta say I linked over to Charlotte and whe's really very pretty. Maybe this is all for the very best. Hopefully Rose Bud will come to understand and I hope you and Charlotte have a great time together. Wow, this is like a Blogville Soap Opera.shesh.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Just Ramblin' said...

This makes the TV soaps look calm and sweet! : )

The Army of Four said...

Oh Bert... Bert!
Luv,
Dave

CreekHiker / HollysFolly said...

Whats up Bert???

Sagira said...

Aww..so sad. But at least you did the right thing.

Who is the LUCKY new lady? When will I ever find a great boy pup like you that is interested in me? :sigh:

Maggie Mae said...

Bert,

Are you sure 'bout dis? ;)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae