Sunday, August 19, 2012

Help...I think I'm Posessed

The sun has been red here for the last three days.......ever since Allred disappeared.
This is how I looked before Allred disappeared.  
Kind, loving, and quite handsome.
If I say so, myself.
This is me today.  
This can't be right. 
 I asked my buddy Murhpy for help.  
What does he do to make me feel better?
"Hey Man,  I am already taken.  
Keep that tongue in your mouth"
I keep seeing red everywhere and I have surprised myself and My Vickie with my Attitude.
And I am seeing odd things everywhere I look and can you believe it....tonight at Goose's moms Sunday bring your dog to worship meeting, I went after little Stanley.  

What is wrong with me?  Please everyone, help.  
We need to find Allred.
I feel like his nasty personality has possessed me.  

HELP

Help me to return to This Bert.  I like him best.......


37 comments:

Amber DaWeenie said...

Oh Nose....Me tinks you are possessed. Allred in a Bert body. Oh Dears!

Sam said...

We are sending big wishes that Allred comes back - and quick!

Sam

Stanley said...

I know that you are stressed about Allred's disappearance and not feeling like yourself. You are still my idol and I know we are still buddies.

Murphy said...

Bert . . . buddy . . . you know that I personally idolize you and have a photo of you hanging up in the Doodle Clubhouse. But we all have to remember, you are only dog, and as such, we all have bad days now and again. So take a deep breath, and relax. I think we should have Goose sniff you because he can tell if Allred's spirit has taken you over. If Goose confirms this then maybe we can have his mom perform an exorcism to get rid of Allred's evil spirit. I saw that in a movie once. Anyway, we still love you and the photo remains in the Clubhouse.

Your friend,

Murphy

Two French Bulldogs said...

Now that's bitey face! We just saw the red sun, beautiful
Benny & Lily

NanaNor's said...

Bert, I'm hoping that this new attitude is only because you are so worried about Allred. You are just much too gentle to turn on your friends all of the sudden. He will return-hang in there, he is probably just partying.
Woofs, Noreen & Hunter

Ina in Alaska said...

Hurry back Allred!

Mason the Dog's Mom said...

I hope Allred comes back soon, but has Your Vickie considered something else making you cranky?

~Mason

The Cat From Hell said...

Poor Bert!
Me sends yous lots of love and kitty kisses. Purrhaps that will hold your inner Allred at bay!
Kisses
Nellie

Finn said...

I can't believe I am saying this, but we hope you find Allred real soon buddy!

Prancer Pie said...

Oh no! We don't think you're possessed, Bert. His disappearance has just upset the balance of good and evil. Checks and balances. Mebbe we should launch a full scale manhunt, er cathunt!

GOOSE said...

I just don't know what to say. Your Allred face scares me. When I come over tomorrow I will search high and low for Allred so we can have to Bert everyone love (except Allred) back. I just thought of something, if you and Allred have switched somehow, then maybe he is out there right now comforting sick people, making children smile, finding the lost and kissing your girlfriend. Now that last one I'd like to see.
Blessings,
Goose

harrispen said...

Oh Bert! I think some of those pictures are staged. I can't believe you could possibly be possessed by any evil spirit. You are too sweet for that.

Cindy

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Oh dear dear dear. You need to fight this! We want our dear sweet Bert back.

Colby said...

I love that second picture! I hope Alfred comes back soon.

Take care,
Colby

chicamom85 said...

Bert, I just know that you don't have any natural evil in you. Maybe the world needs Allreds so they can get all the mean and we don't. We just have to put up with it at times, but its better than having to be Allred all the time. I hope you find him, I bet he is just messing with you. Hang in there buddy and take a deep breath, control your urges please.

Loveys Sasha

dougall.dog said...

Maybe you need to pawform an exorcism?

Molly The Wally said...

We are sending paws of love and we hope we see Allred soon. Paw crossed Bert. Have a great Monday.
Best wishes Molly

IRIS E DONA said...

Oh, Bert !! I hope Allred is back soon - I really prefer the "sweet and dear old Bert" !

Kisses
Iris

bellasdogdiary said...

Wow, that moon is pretty! Sometimes you have to make a scary face ... I understand!

Reilly / Denny Cowspotdogs said...

We are wondering if you are doing that "thorn in lions paw" routine - aybe you have a tooth ache and are just taking your pain our on others - or maybe Alred ha just possessed your body!

Daisy said...

Oh my, those are some scary teeth you've got there! I hope you get that scary side to go away and bring that pretty doggy-in-the-field back! :D

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OMD OMD I just don't know how to feel about this... SCARED I guess. I think it is WORSE not to KNOW where Allred is.
I think Goose's mom needs to get there and do an exorcism... before you start being able to LOOK AT YOUR TAIL...

Bassetmomma said...

OMD! Bert, what is happening to you? Hopefully Allred is back soon and you can return to normal! :)

Remington said...

Deep breaths, my friend....things will be okay....

Casey said...

OMD, I never thought I'd be hoping Allred would come back, but I'd prefer for him to be the mean one!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Oh dear, we don't know quite what to make of this. Has Your Vickie checked your tummy to see if there is a zipper and you are really Allred wearing a costume???? BOL

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Mitch and Molly said...

We sure hope that Allred comes home soon, Bert!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

The Army of Four said...

This is really getting scary, Bert! Is Goose's MOM authorized to do cat-orcisms? Maybe that would be a good idea.
Luv,
DAve

Sally Ann and Andy said...

Bert,
Just talk to Goose's Mommy, and I'm sure she could do a catorsism.
You'll be fine. If you start wanting to eat fancy feast, run real fast to Goose's Mommy.
Sally Ann

Raelyn said...

Bert....
Oh no!! Are you having a personality meltdown? Must. Find. Allred!! ;op
Love, Raelyn.... And Rose, my BEAUTIFULLY UNIQUE "Mystery Dog"!!


Roberta @ Silverwalk said...

Hi, Bert, I hopped on over and don't know about Allred but sure hope you get back to your handsome self soon!

klahanie said...

Greetings,
Yes, it's me, Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet star, taking over my human's computer.
Bert, Bert, Allred will return. In the meantime, let me try to distract you with a couple of Arf! Arfs! :)
Pawsitive wishes and doggy kisses, Penny xx

K9friend said...

Everyone has a bad day once in a while. I think you'll be yourself again soon.

Pat
Critter Alley

Suka said...

hey Bert,

Scary stuff! I want the old Bert back too, although an aggressive Alpha Male comes in handy sometimes, like when a devil-cat is around. BOL! Seriously, looking closely at the beautiful red sun photo, I noticed a small dark red blob in the middle of the sun, off a bit to the right. Could that be Allred?! Could he be using the sun's pawsome powers to manipulate you?! Scary stuff, Bert!

Suka

P.S. Thanks for your continued concern and well wishes for me to heal. I really appreciate it!

Reuben said...

Hmm, I has been trying to ponder this one out, and I think I has figured it out: Allred is a catses! I thoughted at first that he was a chewy toy. I think kitty should stay gone and you should keep being brave and ferocious!

Love,
Reuben

Sankissjuice said...

Do you think Allred was concocting a spell? I heard from Tank, Allred has special sorcery skills.

Even with your fangs out, you are still a very sweet and handsome dog. We will always love you.

I'm back,
Sankissjuice