WE have a situation here. It seems that Allred has disappeared. My Vickie hasn't seem him for a few hours, so it is my job to investigate, you know, being a deputy in blogville and all, I have honed special skills. Just wanna take a moment here and thank Sarge and Mayor Frankie for all the training that helped me as I investigated our Missing Cat dilemma.
OF course the best way to solve any "Crime" is to interrogate all the potential culprits.
Then decide how, when and where the crime occurred, and if the victim can be returned to his/her home.
Allred the cat
also known as Satan, Beelzebub, Abaddon, The Devil, Belial, and so forth
Last Seen in the company of One Large blond dog
The Suspect Interviews:
Tucker, When was the last time you saw Allred?
Miss Lilly, I know you are fairly new here, can you tell me if you have had any "Confrontations" with Allred since you first arrived.?"
"What, Me, Why I don't think I have ever even met Allred. I have heard about him, but well, I am very very shy and it is taking me a long time to get to know all of my fellow k-9's. What does this Allred look like? "
Josie, You have been here a while. Since you moved in, can you tell me what your opinion of Allred the Cat are?
"Oh My goodness, young man, I mean Officer....That Allred has given me a wide range since the first time I met him, I suspect the fact that I am dainty and small and have, well, a bit of an attitude, he has chosen to stay out of my way."
Pepsi My Dear Friend, I know from our past experiences that you do your very best to stay on everyones good side, Surely you have had a good time with our Missing Cat. Can you share your thoughts on him.
"oh, I just don't know, I, I, I, well, I just don't really want to say anything, well you know, anything that might be considered derogatory about Allred, I mean, well not that I would have anything to say bad about him, I, I, I, I, Oh my, I think I better go to the ladies room."
Murphy, Old Buddy. You have been here for a few days, and I know for a fact that you are not one of Allreds Fans. But I am sure that you would never have anything to do with His Being Missing at this time. Do you have any ideas of what could have happened to him? Any thoughts or suggestions for our investigation?
Well, Bert, All I care to say at this time is: I wouldn't worry about it. We all know that Allred is a bit of a scrapper. And I am sure that where ever he is, he is Not feeling a thing.
Aubry, this is only your second day here but I am sure you have an opinion. do you care to share it?
Well, like the rest, I just can't imagine what happened to Allred. It is a mystery to me. He seemed nice enough to me, but I did see him bite that one big blonde dog earlier.
Well I guess this will just have to remain a mystery. Will we ever see Allred again? Do we really Care? I guess this will just have to be a "COLD CASE"
I am going to bed.
(Earlier In The Day)