Friday, August 17, 2012

Where's Allred

WE have a situation here.  It seems that Allred has disappeared.  My Vickie hasn't seem him for a few hours, so it is my job to investigate, you know, being a deputy in blogville and all, I have honed special skills. Just wanna take a moment here and thank Sarge and Mayor Frankie for all the training that helped me as I investigated our Missing Cat dilemma.

OF course the best way to solve any "Crime" is to interrogate all the potential culprits.
Then decide how, when and where the crime occurred, and if the victim can be returned to his/her home.

MISSING
Allred the cat
also known as Satan, Beelzebub, Abaddon, The Devil, Belial, and so forth
Last Seen in the company of One Large blond dog

The Suspect Interviews:
Tucker, When was the last time you saw Allred?
"Duhhhhh Who?"
Miss Lilly, I know you are fairly new here, can you tell me if you have had any "Confrontations" with Allred since you first arrived.?"
"What, Me, Why I don't think I have ever even met Allred.  I have heard about him, but well, I am very very shy and it is taking me a long time to get to know all of my fellow k-9's.  What does this Allred look like? "
Never Mind
Josie, You have been here a while.  Since you moved in, can you tell me what your opinion of Allred the Cat are?

"Oh My goodness, young man, I mean Officer....That Allred has given me a wide range since the first time I met him, I suspect the fact that I am dainty and small and have, well, a bit of an attitude, he has chosen to stay out of my way."
Pepsi My Dear Friend,  I know from our past experiences that you do your very best to stay on everyones good side,  Surely you have had a good time with our Missing Cat.  Can you share your thoughts on him.
"oh, I just don't know, I, I, I, well, I just don't really want to say anything, well you know, anything that might be considered derogatory about Allred, I mean, well not that I would have anything to say bad about him, I, I, I, I,  Oh my, I think I better go to the ladies room."
Murphy, Old Buddy.  You have been here for a few days, and I know for a fact that you are not one of Allreds Fans.  But I am sure that you would never have anything to do with His Being Missing at this time.  Do you have any ideas of what could have happened to him?  Any thoughts or suggestions for our investigation?


Aubry, this is only your second day here but I am sure you have an opinion.  do you care to share it?

Well, like the rest, I just can't imagine what happened to Allred.  It is a mystery to me.  He seemed nice enough to me, but I did see him bite that one big blonde dog earlier. 

Well I guess this will just have to remain a mystery.  Will we ever see Allred again?  Do we really Care?  I guess this will just have to be a "COLD CASE"  
I am going to bed.



(Earlier In The Day)


Your Welcome.



35 comments:

Bassetmomma said...

That was some great detective work there Bert. You did a terrific job interviewing everyone about Allreds whereabouts. Too bad it's a cold case. Oh, by the way, I think Murphy may have something stuck in his throat! LOL!

GOOSE said...

Murphy, Murphy, Murphy. I think you have something stuck in your teeth. I'd go get a BIG drink of water if I were you, you don't want to choke.
Blessings,
Goose

Mason the Dog's Mom said...

:o is all I can think of!

JackDaddy said...

In one end and out the other, I always say :)

Prancer Pie said...

Oh No! All of us over here at Prancer Pie love cats from hell. I mean, we do have Princeton and all...

Suka said...

hey Bert,

Pawsome investigative work! I think the Cold Case Files is a good place to stash Allred's file.

Murphy, BOL!! I don't know how tasty an Allred could be, but I am sure many pups there are high-fiving you for putting Allred in your tummy. I just hope it doesn't hurt when Allred comes out!! BOL!

Suka

Murphy said...

A very thorough investigation. We are sure evidence will show up sooner or later.

Your friends,

Murphy & Stanley

Sally Ann and Andy said...

Bert, Good job, your are a great deputy! I think your friend Murphy might need some water.
Sally Ann and Andy

harrispen said...

Oh Dear. Why is Allred always getting into trouble? I can't believe Murphy would do that to such a sweet kitteh. :-)

BTW to answer your question from your comment on our blog. Nina is doing well. I give her subcutaneous fluid twice a day and with her appetite stimulant she is eating better, although still only people food. I plan an update for the blog soon. Thanks so much for your concern.

Cindy

KB said...

Oh Murphy - you didn't! My beloved Allred... he was just misunderstood.

Murphigator said...

I hope my mom doesn't see that picture or I'm afraid she'll be chasing me around with the Hydrogen Peroxide AGAIN. She claimed it worked real good when I ate some green paper that she called money.

I think I'll go hide now.

Murphy (the BIG one)

Rubie and Poots (her Mum) said...

I don't think Allred will be getting into too much more strife while he's resting in Murphy's tummy!! BOL!

Tail Wuggles, Rubie xxx

haopee said...

And I thought Josie was the prime suspect. She had the "I dunno" look.

Was that blonde big dog really Murphy? I thought it was someone else!

Huggies and Cheese,

Haopee

dougall.dog said...

I think Allred is safely contained where he is... Oh dear...

Jeanne Pursell said...

We are thinking he is probably safe...somewhere...and he will pop out when you least expect it!
xoxo Chloe and LadyBug

Mango said...

I have to go with the previous comment. Looks like he will emerge...

Slobbers,
Mango

Declan said...

Hmmmm. Murphy seems to have swallowed a furry snake. Can't imagine where Allred is though... Deccy x

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Uh Murphy.....we don't think that was a very wise move. Have you forgotten Allred has REALLY SHARP claws? You can bet he's not going to "go down" without a fight, so either end, it's gonna end up really sore. Ouch.

Molly The Wally said...

CSI and a very good interrogation there. Murphy did he taste good? Methinks guys this is a set-up. Allred is really in hiding somewhere. Have a wonderful Saturday.
Best wishes Molly

Finn said...

Ouch, I bet that hurt going down!! Somehow I think we haven't seen the end of him though... :)

Have a great weekend!

garthriley said...

did Allred taste good?

Garth

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Why am I afraid that HE will somehow EMERGE again??????

Val said...

emerge again!!...LOL

The Army of Four said...

ACCCCKKKKKK! ACCCKKKKKK!!!! This is going to be like that Alien movie, isn't it?!!? ACKKKKKKK!
Luv,
DAve

TANK said...

Good riddance to the vile creature known as Allred and thanks to Murphy for taking one for the team. I think we should have a special Murphy Appreciation Day!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Guess we all need to bow and salute Murphy now!

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Amber DaWeenie said...

Oh dears....tink we found Allred! Murphy...pleeze don't get a tummy ache or indigestion. Revenge is sweet!

Dawn said...

Oh, no! That is some awesome photo editing done there (at least I hope it is an edited photo). ;)

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

I think I would look fur the dog what has an upset belleh coz Allred prolly do not be considered a bland diet. Shudder.

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh my dawg!! We thought it was Pepsi by that look on his face
Benny & Lily

Keisha said...

Where kitteh go?

~Kim at Golden Pines~ said...

Your post reminds me of a quote I saw in a book at the vets office today that goes, 'Curiosity may have killed the cat, but the dog remains a suspect!' :-)))

sprinkles said...

Josie looks sooooo much like my little Chico!

The Cat From Hell said...

Oh Wow! It looks like a cat has Murphy's tongue!
Kisses
Nellie

stellaroselong said...

Bert, you did a great job with your investigation...i am worried he may have jumped on the train and headed toward the midwest..if so, I shall send his little furry butt right back to you!
stella rose