Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Teleportation Disaster


Allred has teleported himself back from Switzerland, just long enough to pee on the computer.  It has been ruined and we are going to be gone for a bit while My Vickie repairs or replaces it.

Nice Job Allred

90 comments:

Bassetmomma said...

Nothing worse than pee on the computer!LOL! Good luck repairing!

The Army of Four said...

Maybe he was just trying to put the fire out - you know, from teleporting and all. I'm sure he didn't mean any harm!!!
Play bows,
Zim

HoundDogMom said...

Yikes. We wish you luck on the repairs. Sniffs, The HoundDogs

GOOSE said...

Holy Cat Bert! Oh wait NOT holy cat. Army of Four just might be half right, about putting out the fire.
When he gets home for good (IF HE GETS HOME) I think he should work off the repairs. He can start by being nice to Bert (and friends), then he can give Bert nightly back rubs. And maybe he can do the dishes every night, washing all the doggie food bowls for a month.
Blessings,
Goose

Tank said...

He looks like he's been to hell and back. Perhaps he was visiting his biological parents.

The Cat From Hell said...

Hmm, we is having computer problems too! Perhpas it is something else, like a virus from TANK!
Kisses
Nellie
PS Allred for MM Bad Sport

Luna said...

Oh no!!

Hope it gets fixed quickly!

xo
Luna

georgia little pea said...

You're not kidding are you?

Prancer Pie said...

Oh.My.Cod. That sounds like sumthing that would happen at our house!

Mommy says remember: sumtimes the animals that are hardest to love are the ones that need it the most. (this applies to people too)

Curt Rogers said...

But this is terrible news! So far I've cut Allred some slack, being a fan of cats, and a roommate with three of them (all angels) but this time he's gone too far! I think he needs to spend the night in the dog house. Or the week! I'd even settle for a month, silly cat!

We'll miss you!

Whisppy said...

Unbelievable! Jeez, Allred.

Ina in Alaska said...

That's a stinkin' shame. Literally!

haopee said...

For real!?! For Real?!?

What evil-ness.

Bad kitteh... bad kitteh... Well, don't forget to remove the scent or he might start doing it over and over again.

Good luck.

Huggies and Cheese,

Haopee

Mango said...

Oh man! How did he get out of the box?

Slobbers,
Mango

3 doxies said...

See, I always knews kittehs were no good.

Mum was on da computer lookin' furs a Valentine's day quote fur some ODD reason and stumpbled on da one in your header and hers made a mentall note of it to go back to it. Hers loves it.

Puddles

Amber DaWeenie said...

EEEEEEEK! Always was a wittle bit scared of Allred....now me nose why!

Bet da computer got scared of hims too!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OMD OMD.... Now SEE this is just the kinda stuffs that HE does.. that Scares the Furs off of me.
THAT is one EVIL VILE Cat.

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

I think Allred be a skwerrel mutashun gone wrong. It be the only eggsplanashun I can think of. Did you sniff that pee-mail he left on the pooter? Did is reek of skwerrel or kitteh?

Jill said...

Maybe Allred just needs a big hug...JUST KIDDING!!! Good luck with the computer.

snoopy@snoopysdogblog said...

Wow Bert,

That's some picture and some Mischief that Allred has been up to!! Kinda makes your food 'borrowing' seem like nothin' !! :)

Good luck with the computer,

Your pal Snoopy :)

snoopy@snoopysdogblog said...

Wow Bert,

That's some picture and some Mischief that Allred has been up to!! Kinda makes your food 'borrowing' seem like nothin' !! :)

Good luck with the computer,

Your pal Snoopy :)

Carol said...

Wow - that pic of Allred is exactly what I thought he'd look like!

Slaves of Intensity said...

Scott saw this and is so worried about the cat on fire. I had to tell him that it was pretend but he's not so sure!

Gracie Lu Shih Tzu said...

Awww what a bummer! Sorry about the pee. Good luck with the repairs.

Paw hugs,

Gracie Lu Shih Tzu

Kootenai's Summit Post said...

why that kitty...what a naughty naughty cat

RYKER said...

He really is a hell cat ! I had no idea.

klahanie said...

Greetings,
Yes, tis I, Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet star.
I came dangerously close to piddling on the keyboard after noting Allred.
Here's wishing your Vickie the very best of luck, repairing or replacing the peeboard, I mean keyboard, or the entire computer :)
Pawsitive wishes and doggy kisses, Penny xx

Two Doodles and a Dane said...

Oh man, not pee on the computer!

Slobbers
xxx

KB said...

OH NO! Evil Allred seems to be the source all bad in your life...

Hope the computer issue is resolved soon!

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Darn computer troubles. We hate em. See you soon (hopefully). No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Oh, my! There may be grounds for recommending to the Mango that an attack by a contestant on the computer of the BIS Judge is an ethical infraction. It's certainly Bad Sportsmanship.

Jed & Abby the Legal Beagle[mix] Extraordinaire & Official Guardian of Ethics for MM2012

Bailey Be Good! said...

Oh my goshies! That sure was scary!

Woofs & hugs, <3

~Bailey (Yep, I'm a girl!)

The Thuglets said...

Yikes! pee on the puter. definitely not good.
Hope you have it sorted soon.

Big Nose Pokes
The Thugletsx

Patrice and Higgins said...

My goodness that picture scares me!! I hope your computer is as good as new very soon!!

~Higgins

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

We must say that muddy paw is quite impressive, Bert. But there is no way for us to be able to choose - all of your photos and Goose's photos are just so very beautiful. Split the prize - it's a win-win situation anyway:)

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

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