Friday, January 6, 2012

The Word Is Out. "I Be The Judge"

Well, we can finally say it.
Official Best of Show Judge.

Now I am new to this so I can
use all the advice any of you may have

Of course I am sworn
Well, My Vickie Swore
that she wouldn't take any bribes

So bring it on everyone.  Post your best.


Sam said...

Congratulations? No bribes? What about a nice juicy steak?


Sarge said...

Hey Bert!
Wow, congrats on your big-time appointment! Gosh, Best In Show is the primo one. You'll have a blast and do a really great job too. Love your oath. Enjoy the experience!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Finn said...

Wow, that is HUGE! I can't imagine not taking *any* bribes!

The Army of Four said...

yeah. Me and Zim can't be bribed, either. Not even by TUMMY RUBS!

Frankie Furter said...



OH BUDDY DO I EVER FEEL FUR YOU!!! YOU HAVE TO BE SEA QUEST HERD... I hope you get to go somewhere cool like I did... just do NOT allow Mango to Deliver YOU!!! TRUST ME ON THAT ONE. The FUMES ALONE were a killer.

I know fur a FACT that you will have a BLAST.. butt it is a very much Heavy DUTY Duty.. I'm just sayin.

Of course I (your most LOYAL and Trustworthy Furend) would NEVER EVER think of trying to send you a Bribe. NO SIReeeee Bob I wouldn't. Not even a nice stash of FRESH DEER antlers or some of my mom's Home Made Milkbones.. or EVEN some of my Canned Milkbone Crop from last summer. NOPE, I have been in your PAWsition and I wouldn't be puttin those thingys in the Mail.. right this second. NO WAY.. NOT ME.
CONGRATULATIONS Once Again!! You will be a Pawsome Judge..
OH... by the way.. I put my Gently used Judgementals Wig in the box too... just in case you need one. (subliminal message>>> I thought that was REALLY CUTE of ME to THINK of THAT..

Jules said...

What a judge that don't take bribes? I presume there is a congratulations in order?! But what is a Mango Mayhem experience? :)
Jules @ Trying To Get Over The Rainbow

K9 Katastrophie said...

BOL! You will be a great judge!


Kootenai's Summit Post said...

I know you will judge fairly and justly.

Mr. Pip said...

I trust you completely, Bert! It's just all these other sneaky dogs who may try to take advantage of your honesty and integrity! Congrats!

Your pal, Pip

KB said...

Hmmm, we have a bag of home-made liver treats that my K was given as a get-well gift but she can't eat them.

Do you like liver treats, Bert?

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

OMD, congratulashuns! Fur real, you is not taking bribes? Well, I know that froot and veggie bribes is furry easy to resist but CHICKUN bribes? Oh, you is a better dog than I is. I do anything, I mean ANYTHING fur CHICKUN!

All4UrPet said...

Man, what an honor Bert! I'll definitely keep up with your judging skills, and without bribes? You are a better man... er, dog... er, JUDGE... than my Rascal. He takes bribes all the time.. we'll have to start working on that so he can reach your level one day :) hehe.

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Amber DaWeenie said...

Now if you say dat you accept bribes, jus' tink of all da nice stuffs you'll get. You don't have's to take da bribes....jus' da nice stuffs!

RYKER said...

You will be a great Judge. Keep a look out for me. I plan on entering.

Rubie said...

Congrats Bert - what a honourable choice for judge. I'm sure you won't be swayed by any of the potential acts of bribery which are floatin' around!

Tail Wuggles, Rubie

NCmountainwoman said...

Here come de judge, here come de judge. I am so impressed, Bert. And I know you will do a wonderful job.

GOOSE said...

The Poser has become a Judge?!! BOL.
So Bert I was thinking of taking a hike along the Indian Trail, wanta come? Did I mention that when MOM takes me there she makes me those homemade turkey balls. I'll make sure I pack ya some if ya want to come. Oh did I mention the secret pond at the end of the hike? Yep mountian hike, turkey balls, glorious pond just waiting to be splashed in. I think it's just what you need to prepare you for your judging duties. Just give me a bark if ya want to take me up on this offer.

Prancer Pie said...

You'll be a pawsome judge! Concatualtions!

Meeka said...

No bribes? How about a kiss?

Maggie and Mitch said...

Congratulations, Bert! You are the most handsome judge that MangoMinster has ever seen!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

The Cat From Hell said...

ConCatulations! Bert - yous will be the bestest judge! Me loves the shots and your pldge!