Thursday, January 19, 2012

Help I Can't get out.

So I am still on this plane with all the judges and contestants from the Mango Minster 2012This should be so much fun but I am still locked in the bathroom. 

Allred   is still parked outside, just waiting to torment me.   
So I have been day dreaming of what Me and My Vickie would be doing if I were down there on the earth with her, instead of up here, not safely secured in the bathroom.
If I were home, My Vickie and I would have found a cool new place to walk like out on Willard Bay.  I can just imagine that the lake is frozen and the mountains are covered with snow.
There would be puddles of water that would show my reflection when I sat by them and FRESH goose poop to roll in.
Droplets of rain falling in the puddles of my reflections.

WE would explore the wonderful open countryside and save it in our walking guide book so we could bring back my buddies Murphy, Goose, Annie, Baci, Logan, Tye, Tucker and all the rest.
I like this day dream....It seems so real.

I wonder if Allred has gone to sleep yet.   I'm Hungry.
JUST ONE FINAL NOTE.  Even from up here in the sky, in this huge plane, flying above the earth, I am still having trouble leaving messages on a whole lot of blogs.  Anybody know whats happening?

35 comments:

GOOSE said...

That's a great dream Bert. Maybe when you get back we can make it come true. Except for rolling in my poop. That's gross dude.
Blessings,
Goose

harrispen said...

That second picture of your reflection in the puddle is fantastic. Bert you are as handsome as ever.

Cindy

Prancer Pie said...

Better to roll in goose poop than to eat it! Enjoy your daydreams, Bert. And your flight!
We still haf trubble leaving comments too. :((((

Mr. Logan and Ms. Baci said...

Bert ole' buddy, ole' pal! Let's make that dream come true! (By the way......Love the panoramic picture!

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Oh Bert, we hope you get out of the bathroom soon. Hasn't anyone else needed to go??? They must have bladders of steel! Carry on dreaming buddy. P.S. We don't know whats happening with your comment thingy. All fine this side of the pond. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

The Cat From Hell said...

Dear Bert,
Is Allred being a Bad Sport?
Me loves your dream, it is not one me would want, but my hairy slobbery sisters would love to go with Yous.
Tell Allred me has the cream and tuna ready and maybe he will be so distracted Yous can go get some supper.
Kisses
Nellie

haopee said...

Hey Bert, why are you locked up in that lavatory. Oh my goodness, I remember one of my experienced while an in-flight plane.

The person forgot to lock the door and I didn't know she was there. I opened it and saw her bottom -.0

I knew it was the coffee's fault.

Wow Allred's not giving you a chance to leave out there, is he?

Huggies and Cheese,

Haopee

Tessa the Maltese said...

This is just terrible! Someone on that plane needs to FLUSH Alred!

Mean CAT, he gives a BAD name to all kitties!

woos, Tessa

Tell your Miss Vickie that she needs to use FireFox instead of Internet Explorer.

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Judge Bert, it appears to Abby that you need a bodyguard. It being too late to send a qualified professional, what with you being up in the air, who's there on board with you who could step up? Maybe Allred could go help Dennis & the Mango fly the plane? Allred seems like a pretty good substitute for Angel Trouble [now there's an oxymoron]. Besides, someone else may need to use the facilities for the purpose for which they were originally intended.

Jed & Abby the Legal Beagle[mix] Extraordinaire & Official Guardian of Ethics for MM2012

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

PeeEss: As far as we can tell, Google & Microsoft are still at war. Most of us were having trouble and have abandoned IE for either Firefox or Google Chrome. Might want to give it a try. Unless you're on Apple; no ideas for you in that case.

Jed & Abby

Whisppy said...

Nothing like a good day dream when you're stuck in an airplane lavatory. Are you even comfortable in there?

Finn said...

Don't know what's going on with blogger! I had to scroll a little on the right side when a word verification came up and I couldn't do that on my ipad, just a laptop or desktop, maybe that's the problem? I couldn't see the entire word...

Mango said...

Bert! What are you doing in there? I hope you are OK.

Slobbers,
Mango

3 doxies said...

Ahhhhhh...wha a most beautiful dream you has...it felt likes I was really theres withs you. And can I just holy cows on da fotos...just gawjuss!!!!!!

Yea, we hads to switch to firefox as well. Blogger don't be likin' IE fru some reason.

Allred skeeres me.

Puddles

IRIS E DONA said...

Hi Bert
Tell Allred that there is a mouse in the other side of the plain... may be it works .....
Kisses
IRIS

Reilly / Denny Cowspotdogs said...

That was some pawsome day dream you have....the images were so real!!!! As for Allred.....parachute, emergency exit and a big old push....I am sure he will find his way home....eventually :)

Amber DaWeenie said...

Sorry Allred won't let you out of the bafroom, but at least if ya gotta go, you're in da right place!

Mr. Pip said...

Here's what you do ...fill one of those paper cups with water, open the door and throw the water on Allred. Cats hate water so he will be so shocked, it will give you a moment to escape!

Your pal, Pip

Erika, Blair and crew said...

Oh dear that plane trip really is a trip from hell!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

I am SOOOOOO very much GLAD that I (Frankie Furter) am NOT on that plane.. with.. H I M .

YEP.. Google and I.E. Hate each other. I have been using Mozilla FireFox since like September.. it works pretty well... BUTT I suspect that Google will go to work on F.F. next.. and we will prolly All be forced to use CHROME.

KB said...

K and I were wishing that we could've taken that dream walk with you, Bert. It looks absolutely gorgeous, fun, and there's even goose poop!!!!

I hope that you get out of the lavatory soon!

I haven't had the same blogger issues that I've been seeing mentioned all over the place. The only solution that I've seen mentioned is to switch to Firefox. That's what I use, and I haven't had problems yet.

browndogcbr said...

Hi Y'all,

I really like Tessa's solution!

Is there anyone on board in hazard gear? They can grab Allred, let you out and flush the monster, evil cat!

As for your comment problems, Google told me flat out when I complained that they no longer support IE. So now I use Chrome for blogging and blog reading and IE for everything else.

Y'all come by now,
Hawk aka BrownDog

P.S. Also managed to get Intense Debate installed for comments. If you do that, you'll probably need your Vickie to help you.

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Bert, we are so sorry you are still locked up - that is one heck of a long flight. But at least you are lucky to have those beautiful dreams to tide you over.

All we can say is try Firefox, we don't have any problems and we know a lot of other bloggers that have switched for the same reason.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Wild Dingo said...

a lot of people have blogger troubles. i have them too. but worse is i get kicked out of blogger... IN GERMAN! of all the rudeness in all the world. hmf...

seriously. i think a lot has to do with the blogger's settings or templates. cuz i seem to be fine on yours but not on many people's blogger comments. i'm a word press gal so i wouldn't really know much more about blogger...

The Army of Four said...

I'm sorry... did you say "goose poop" or "Goose poop"? Cuz one would be a delight to roll in or to try to scarf up, but the other ... ICK!
Play bows,
Zim

Boondocks Love Shack Pack said...

Lord, have mercy, that reflection picture is just simply pawsome!!

AROOOOOF!
Boondocks & The Love Shack Pack

Charlotte said...

darling you look so fantastic - even your reflection is a real dream!
miss you! Love Charlotte

CreekHiker / HollysFolly said...

That reflection photo is AMAZING!

The Cat From Hell said...

Dear Allred,
Me just got up from my mid afternoon snooze and readed Bert's message that yous is still being a super bad sport and he is trapped in the the bathroom.
Yous is really showing what it is to be a bad sport! Hows about yous teleport over to my house and we has some niptinis and catnepaes and purr a little to celebrate.
Kisses
Nellie

Cape Cod Crew said...

Lol you funny dog. The picture of your reflection is so beautiful!!

XOXO ~ Cape Cod Crew

Tanner and Beth said...

Wow! I think I would rather be adventuring on the ground then locked in a bathroom too!! I say "make the dream come true"

Doggy Kisses,
Tanner

bichonpawz said...

Great reflection pic!!! Fantastic Dream Bert!!! xoxo Chloe and LadyBug

Bailey Be Good! said...

You always have such beautiful photos, my friend! As for me, I think I'll stay on the ground. :)

Woofs & hugs, <3

~Bailey (Yep, I'm a girl!)

Stacy Hurt said...

Helllllooooo Allred. You are one burnin hunka mancat! ME YOW!

Bert, best you stay put till the trip is over since you would only wanna hang yer head out the windows and at 30k feet that's not a real good idea. Allred's just lookin' out for ya.

xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan

Moose Dog said...

They are just totes jealous of your dreamy self! I get that a lot too b/c I am drop dead handsome like you!