That idiot Bert is off on some "I am nice to humans" day at the local hospital so I have decided to "SPEAK UP"
"Make a Stand....."
Tell you "How it is"
I shall just address TWO subjects today. More in the days to come......
Tank/ I want you to know that I saw your little comment on Bert's Blog last week about....well.... let me just Quote YOU.
Bert - I'll be honest with you. I had a totally different entry post for MM before I saw this yesterday. I was ready to throw in the towel... no way was anybody going to beat this satanic cat. Then I remembered the little war I had (mostly on facebook) and thought some dog has to give this wretched kitty some competition.
How do you live with something like that anyway???
Then later in the week you said this:
Hi Bert - you sure have an exciting life. Me, not so much. Maybe that's why I'm such a bad sport. Speaking of which, I've got a message for that devil cat Allred... tell him once I've got Sam runnin' scared, he's next on my list. Tank
Next on your list! Now I call that a challenge, and I am waiting to see a little action behind those words.
I am not afraid of you. Your little and hairy and would probably run screaming like a little girl if I even looked your way.
Thus, it is clear to me and soon to all the judges THAT I AM THE KING OF MEAN. THE BADEST OF THE BAD.
Hear me roar you little pip squeak. Hear me roar.
All of this Bunk coming from that baby Bert. Oh the precious little, sweetest, kindest doggy in the world. Oh the lovable Burt, Oh the Best Friend, best boyfriend, best companion......ya dah ya dah YA DAH.
In truth, he is a big baby. He is scared to death of me.... ME a mear feline. Not 1/6th his size.
Yes he can swim in cold water, he can climb big mountains, he can find lost people, he can comfort the sick......blah blah blah.....
But I could rip his pretty little face right off him in less than five seconds. I could scar up that nose and mouth, tare out his lovely blond coat piece by peace and then what would you have.
So there is the truth of your Judge of BEST IN SHOW.. He is a big baby.
Oh, and another Truth. HE CAN BE BOUGHT. HE CAN BE BRIBED. Here is how.
Just send any bribes or money directly to Me. I'll take care of it from there.
Gotta run now. The pipsqueak is due back soon.