Yes friends, I know he is evil, I know he is mean. For example, here is a sample of his mean-ness.
So as a "Missing Cat" of the contestants, We are obliged to report it to the Police. Chief Of Police, Sarge, since I am a judge of the contest I feel it is best to turn the investigation over to you.
We had word that he was last seen in the company of my good buddies Tank and Goose, of Gospel of Goose.
I guess I should be more worried, but well, check out that first picture again and maybe you will understand my lack of enthusiasm. So if anyone has any
news, please contact Chief of Police Sarge.
Thanks so much, we will leave you with one more picture to help you recognize him if you should see him. Remember, he usually appears right after a dark red light shoots through the sky. Don't let the horns scare you.
32 comments:
Good riddance devil cat.
I have an alibi so don't even think about trying to pin this on me, but I'd like to shake the paw of the dawg who took him out.
meowwww, meowwww, meowwwww
shut up kitty
WOW Bert, he's gone? Really? Are you sure? Did you look under the bed? hummm.
Well I can tell ya I was with Tank at a revival meeting. Then we helped some cute ducks across the road. Then we spent the rest of the evening knitting warm booties for when or kitty friend need to go out in the cold. {meowwww, meowww).
Tank I think it's trin' to get out.
Anyway if I can be any help at all in the investigation please let me know. {MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW)
I sure do hope Allred will be alright. {Meowwww). Tank just put a rock on top of the box.
Anyway I'm sure he will be fine, probably just out cattin' around.
I'll keep my eye out for him.
Blessings,
Goose
Bad Kitty! Maybe your mama should clip those claws or glue those covers on them. It looks like a bad owey! Is he really missing? Tell Goose to turn him loose!
Horns or green eyes scare you! Yikes!!
I don't even believe that SQUIRRELS would.. CATnap... .. HIM.
I have NO Clue.. butt I'm willin to Pay.. to keep him where he is.. I'm just sayin.
I am so very much glad that the EVIL ONE has been.. ummmm Removed from your abode. You are such a Kind and Considerate and Good Lookin Fella, Bert. You should NOT be forced to share your home with HIM. Thank Dawgness he is .. MISSING. He could mar your handsome.. features and THAT I could not bare.
PeeS.. I was Napping when it happened. Ernie will vouch fur me.
UMMMMMM I hate to tell you this butt I have Sarge and the rest of the Blogville Pawlice Dept. off insniffigatin a case of pawsible Serial Snack Thieves. They will be back in the office and ready to help in the search fur HIM... in about 87 weeks.
Well, you left out all the details! What happened?
You really think that GOOSE had something to do with it? Our pastor Goose??? Nah, no way. Pin it on Tank...
Well I'm scared--You'll have to tell us what happened...ouch!!!!
First, Judge Bert, we are most distressed that your sibling has been catnapped; like them or not, family is family. Second, you of course did exactly the right thing in reporting the catnapping directly to Sarge; this is not just a potential ethical violation of the gravest nature, but a potential CRIME and requires law enforcement command and control. [We are sure Sarge will triage the severity of the crimes he is investigating and move catnapping to the head of the list above possible snack sneaking.] Finally, Abby will, in her position as Official Guardian of Ethics for Mango Minster 2012, be following developments most closely. Should any other contestant be implicated in this crime, it would be a grave matter. Should any other contestant be proved to be involved, Abby would have no choice but to recommend to the Mango that the criminal be immediately expelled from Mango Minster and, if convicted post- judging, be stripped of any award and prizes.
Jed & Abby the Legal Beagle[mix] Extraordinaire & Official Guardian of Ethics for MM2012
He is not heading eastwardly ofur to Noo Joisey is he? He isn't, IS HE????
Have you checked the Mango estate for the missing catestant? He is on the short list for pre-judging adventures at the estate, and the Mango's internet problems may have prevented him from letting you know Allred has already arrived at the estate.
Abby the Legal Beagle[mix] Extraordinaire and Official Guardian of Ethics for MM2012
Oh that is not gonna be an easy job to find that ah, well ah, you know who.
Anyways I say this because I thinks that we are ALL afraid of him. I know I sure don't want to go lookin fur him! Heck if I saw him I just know I would scream like a girl. Oh yea, I am a girl, but I would still scream.
So, I say to you Bert, take down the sign and recall Sarge. And ah, just let He Who will NOT be named find his own way home. Unless of course you and your Miss Vicki can move real quick. How about Alaska?
woos, Tessa
Sorry, butt if I sees him, I'm runnin' the other way....fast!
Ouch...dat booboo looks purrty sore!
wow. that kitty is one bad cat. those furiends...I mean dogs...on that poster look slightly familiar to me. Hmm. I just can't place them, though. ahahahahaha
Oh Bert! Me is devistated!
Can yous use your search dog powers to unearth where Allred has been taken?
Me knows he is a Bad Sport, BUT me is very distressed that my candidate has gone missing!e thinks you might miss him (just a little bit)
Me sends you soothing purrs and head butts!
Kisses
Nellie
PS and if me has too, me will come over and use some CLAW ENFORCEMENT!
WE were hiking with Mabel Lou and then helping mom do her work stuffs. We haven't seen Allred, and he surely doesn't want to see us. 'Nuff said.
-Bart and Ruby
Butt Goose?? Goose?? No way. Probably the Canadians...
OoH I sure hopes him is not on his way to my house to try and influence my judging vote....Hide me!
Woofs and Licks,
Judge (Bad Sports) Maggie Mae
As much as we love Tank, we don't think he's a match for that Devil Cat. So I think we can safely say Tank isn't involved in this. I'd sit with your back to the wall until Devil Cat reappears. Just saying. BTW, we should compare snow reports tomorrow - Mom's thinking this 'storm' is going to be another bust... We're having fun regardless, but it'd be fun to do some powder zoomies!
*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus
Oh no! But can you be sure he is missing and not just distracting you?
Wow, you always get such flattering photos of Allred... I think Frou would like to meet him, especially now she has rediscovered her inner hunter and has been delivering dead mice and rats to the back door daily :P
Oh - is this true? The green-eyed monster is missing? Maybe he is on his way to Europe??? We are waiting - the whole Whippet-Gang (we are the superfast dogs with the sharp clawns...)
All my love
Charlotte
PS Did Dr. Goose a little Voodoo-Magic with his doll????
No... Is he really missing? Really? Really? I can't believe it?
He might just have hidden himself somewhere so you'd miss him.
Keep us posted.
Huggies and Cheese,
Haopee
Yikes! That looks quite painful!!! We are running in the other direction if we see the devil kitty!! xoxo Chloe and LadyBug
Hey Bert!
Wow, I'm sorry (I guess) to hear about Allred the Awful. I bet it's a lot quieter and safer at your house. Our Mayor still has me tied up, besides this sounds like a lot of reports. Anyway, I'll be watching to see if he shows back up! BOL. Bad kitty anyway.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
I think you better check twice under the bed and in the corner of the closet for him!! He may be hiding! BOL!!
~Higgins
Bert, really? I personally think he was sitting outside that very closet I was stuck in...I really do beleive that so you need to go check out the story on my site...
Bert,
I believe you're supposed to keep your enemies close by Dude - I'm worried for you - that wound sure looks painful!!
I'm also gonna have to sleep with one eye open now in case he comes this way, cos I'm really not anywhere near as brave as you!!
Despite everything I am also concerned as to Allred's whereabouts (for his safety) - I know he's made a few non-friends for himself.....
I've got my paws crossed for a happy ending (yep, that does make typing difficult!!)
Your pal Snoopy :)
Oh my!!!
That is a scary cat!
Hi Bert
Just to inform you that we didn´t see the devil cat here in Europe. Thank God !!!
May be he is going to Asia ????
Kisses
IRIS
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