Tuesday, January 17, 2012

To Allred Fans

Well Nellie, you don't have to worry.  I found Allred.  Well, he actually showed up at the most inconvenient time. 


I was loading with my fellow judges and a few lucky contestants, onto the plane to an undisclosed adventure destination.  Click Here for More Info.

The Mango Minster begins.

When I got to the first and most luxurious seat on the plane, this is what I was greeted with.
I actually think there is a smirk on his face. 

So he wasn't cat-napped.  And anyone that suggested or voted for Tank and Goose as part of the cat-napping (I was one of those who voted) were wrong. 

I guess, on my part, it was just hopeful thinking.

So Now......If I wanna write on the blog, or sit somewhere with out being under the scrutiny of HIM.......
I will need to do it from the airplane bathrooms. 

This is going to be a LONG Long flight.

31 comments:

harrispen said...

Poor Bert. Hiding out in the airplane bathroom for all that time is no fun. Stay safe my friend.

Cindy

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

We think you should get the rest of the passengers to help you put Allred in a suitcase and stick HIM in the bathroom for the flight. And maybe light a cigarette for him while he is in there and maybe he will get tossed off the plane.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

rottrover said...

BOL, Woo's!!!

Amber DaWeenie said...

Oh, Bert....you better put on all your protective gear!

GOOSE said...

Now I wish Tank and I would have catnapped Devil Cat. I can't believe he's on the plane with you.
I agree with the OP Pack, surround him, put him in a suitcase, zip it up and load him in the cargo area under the plane.
Keep an eye out buddy. And try and enjoy your trip.
Blessings,
Goose

Whisppy said...

Oh Bert! We guess you could occupy your time by playing with the water in the bathroom... :)

haopee said...

I showed your picture to my friend Bert and he asked me how you got in the plane bathroom.

You always give the funniest LOL moments. Nice one, Bert.

I'm glad Allred's back. Now he's back to dominating the humans with his devilishly feline charms.

Huggies and Cheese,

Haopee

mayziegal said...

I KNEW Tank and Goose wouldn't kidnap Allred. If they had tried, I don't think they'd still be around to tell about it. Just sayin'...

My mom says she does the best thinkin' in the bathroom. So enjoy your thinkin' time, Bert.

Wiggles & WAgs,
Mayzie

The Cat From Hell said...

Dear Bert,
Me is happy that your nefarious friends did not catnap Allred. Me has communicated telepathically with Allred and he says he will NOT kitty whap yous while yous is doing the MM thing. Me really appreciated that yous made a poster! Me went and told Goose why he is such a bad sport, so watch where yous puts your nose.
Kisses
Nellie

Sarge said...

Hey Bert!
Wow, I guess I'm glad that he's been found. It was pretty scary not knowing where he might pop up! Sorry it was on your flight. Watch out for that potty...the suction is fierce! BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

SHHHHHHHHH... BERT don't tell... butt I think I have found the answer to this entire thingy...

I have offered both Mango and Dennis 87 EXTRA LARGE Milkbones... if they will just leave... The Evil One.. on a deserted Island somewhere.. OR at the very least.. not let him on the plane fur the return trip!!!
They are BOTH extra Goood buddies of mine.. so I am SURE they will come through.
I am gonna Nap much easier now.

Finn said...

Oh no, that is going to be a long long flight if that's where you are hiding out. Yikes!!

Tank said...

Bert - is there room in there for me?!!

Murphigator said...

Great!! While Allred is safely confined in an airplane, I think I'll go eat his cat food (hope he didn't leave any mice around, though)! Have a nice trip you guys. Hey Bert, I miss you already!
Murphy

ArtemisiaFSS said...

MOL we hopes Allred doesn't cause too many problems on the flight.

Tessa the Maltese said...

That is a darn shame!

Any chance of flushing He Who Will NOT Be Named?

Any chance of throwin He Who Will NOT Be Named out of the plane?

Any chance of leavin He Who Will NOT Be Named on some fury remote island?

I'm just sayin....

woos, Tessa

The Army of Four said...

Great Gatsby! Mom gets "busy" for a day or two and LOOK at everything I've missed!!!
Are you OK? Is Allred OK? Are bathrooms really that tiny on planes?
Play bows,
Zim

Charlotte said...

Dear Tessa - nobody could say it better...
And Bert my love - just think I also spend a lot of time in bathrooms - to be beautiful for you - so just dream we are together and than the longest flight will be a short one!
Love Charlotte

Kootenai's Summit Post said...

I don't even want to bark about what your saw in that bathroom. But how were the smells? Ruff!

RYKER said...

That is definately a smirk!
The toliet seat looks like it would make a great spot to put your lap top. I must admit that we have a cat name Mort that intimidates me on a regular basis so you are certainly not alone.

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Just make sure Allred is not in the ejekshun seat when you fly ofur Noo Joisey, k?

NCmountainwoman said...

"Allred Fans?" Isn't that an oxymoron? Does Allred really have fans?

KB said...

Oh NO!!!! Poor Bert...

I'm with NCMtnWoman - Does Allred really have any fans?????

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Sounds like the plane needs two classes of seats: a canine section and a feline section, so Judge Bert can resume his comfy seat and day dream about Charlotte. Or maybe an Allred section and an Everyone Else section? Maybe Allred could ride with Corbin - in a similar restraint? Abby is relieved that Allred has turned up ok and that Tank and the Rev. Goose are no longer under any suspicion of catnapping.

Jed & Abby the Legal Beagle[mix] Extraordinaire and Official Guardian of Ethics for MM2012

snoopy@snoopysdogblog said...

Hey Bert,

As much as I know you dislike Allred, I have to say I am relieved that he finally showed up safely buddy!!

Though, I think it's inappropriate for him to be smirking right at you buddy - not surprised you were hiding in the bathroom!!

Good luck,

Your pal Snoopy :)

Minna Krebs said...

Oh my dogness, Bert! The Airplane Bathroom!!!! I hope you didn't pay for the First Class Upgrade Ticket!!!

browndogcbr said...

Hi Y'all,

Hhmmmm. I should have thought of an excuse like that when I accidentally locked myself in the bathroom while the Humans were out. Yeh, a quiet place to write!

Y'all come by now,
Hawk aka BrownDog

Wild Dingo said...

is that a non smoking bathroom? cuz with that pose, you're lookign like you need a smoking jacket and cigar... and you know, all flights are non smoking Bert. just sayin.

Maggie Mae said...

Hey Bert,

Can you hurry up in dere, I has to use da facilities. :)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Sammie and Avalon said...

That is such a drag, Bert. I know what it is to have an unruly sibling...
xoxo
Sammie (and Avalon)

Roo said...

Oh Bert! Those plane potties are way small! :O I hope it doesn't 'cramp' your writin style ;)

Waggin at ya,
Roo

PeeS: Glad you found Allred okey dokey. He's really kind of grown on me if ya know what I mean ;)