Well it is finally hear. I have heard about it, but wasn't around last year so I have been pateintly waiting for it to come.
It's time for:
CLICK HERE for the rules and categories.
Of course I have the best entry in the BAD SPORTS category. I think you can all just save yourself the time of putting together an entry for this one cause Allred, (Devil Cat, Spawn of Satan, Beelzebub, Prince of Darkness) is the clear winner. At least in my eyes.
As I have told many of you in the past, there is no safe place around when Allred is on the war path. And he is always on the War Path.
He will hide behind the doggy door and when I try and come in he will slap me across the nose with his razer like claw.
From his perch high above the rest of us he will attack at will on any curious visitor, slashing away at eyes, ears, heart and throat.
Yep, there you go Mango, my entry in the Mango Minster Contest. Please be careful in the handling of these photos as I beleive he can transport himself through them to any place of his choosing and leave a bloody trail of k-9 body parts in his path.
Bert
PS Mango Dude, I wouldn't recommend inviting him to the Mango Estate if he is one of the first two entries. It would be crazy to risk the health of all the other contestants.
36 comments:
Teehee. I'm glad Abby's not entering the Bad Sport category - there's NO WAY she could compete with that, uh, that THING! We generally have a healthy respect for cats, but he scares us. A lot... We may have to move to Montana or something, because he's a little too close for comfort! :-)
Yeah, we need snow desperately - Mom has a 4 day weekend, and didn't ski because the conditions are bad, and the tourists are overwhelming. The last few days where it was so warm just KILLED us. This time last year we were getting DUMPED on! Let's hope the snow dance works! ;-)
Happy New Year, BTW!
*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus
Allred skeers us and we are kittehz! Good luck!
Allred, Devil Cat can TRANSPORT?!! I think I'll just wait here in front of the puer with my mouth open. Or maybe to be safe I just might sprinkle the puter with Holy water.
Allred has this won paws down. He is one Bad Sport kitty.
Blessings,
Goose
Allred wins. Paws down. He scares us. *shiver*
-Bart and Ruby
Hey ya!! Yeaooooo! That is one fierce contestent....will steer clear for sure.
Happy New Year,
Sierra Rose
That is one scary kitty!
Happy New Year to you all!
Crikey.. Alfred is very scarey!
Big Nose Pokes
The Thugletsx
Happy Happy New Year to you!! I hope you have a wonderful year! :)
Woofs & hugs, <3
~Bailey (Yep, I'm a girl!)
Oh Blimey Bert, we're glad Allred lives with you and not us. Well not glad for you but, well, he has to live somewhere and it may as well be as far away from Oz as possible (whew). We reckon he has it in the bag. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory
That is one bad attituded out kitty!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Tut, tut, TUT, Bert! You're at it again!!!! We are seriously thinking of inviting Alfred to move in with us...
BTW, The Beebs won Readers' Choice his category last year. I have never won anything... sigh...
Woofs,
Tommy
ruff...just dropping by from the blog hop...whoa! that Allred kitteh is the top mean cat indeed...imaqine that..he could transport... wags from Keanna and Vanilla Bean
Seems to me a slam dunk. That Allred is one bad dude. :)
BOL! Oh yeah, Allred's got this one in the bag. Paws down ;)
Waggin at ya,
Roo
Ooooo... that kitty is sure mean....it would scare the kibble outa me - if u know what I mean!! AAAArrrrr!
Tail Wuggles, Rubie
Lol, so many names to call one disturbed little kitty. Don't you think such reaction only comes about when you and your dog pals are around Bert.
You gotta give Allred a break... at least, until you take the next sinister picture of him doing some diabolical plan to rule the world.
Good luck!!!
Huggies and Cheese,
Haopee
One of the first furries we thought of when we saw the Bad Sports category was Allred. Great entry, Bert. We agree that it could make for a very interesting time at the estate if Allred were to make an appearance;).
Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning
Ooooo, mean looking kitty. I bet he's nice to people though. BOL
Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeee
Allred is a Paw In fur winnin this one!!!
You know "HE" Scares me!!!
Wow that was quick off the mark. And setting an awesomely high standard too!
hey Bert,
I think Allred is about the scariest cat I have ever seen! My paws stayed away from the computer as best as I could, just in case Allred does transport. I think Mango will be hard pressed to find some pup/cat/creature that can top Allred. Good luck?!??
Happy New Year! May 2012 bring you many treats, lots of fun toys, great walks and adventures, laughter, health, good times, and an exorcism for Allread! BOL!
Suka
Now, I am a big fan of the feline persuasion, but this guy looks like trouble!
Your pal, Pip
Allred, you must have some sweetness in dere someplace. You just can't be as mean as you looks!
Hugs!
Oh, c'mon! You could've warned about the teleporting thing before we got into the post! What if he's here now? I already have to deal with Sasha and Sookie... don't need any more wild kitties around!
What was that? You heard that? OMD! I think he's here... Gonna hide under mom's bed!
Good luck!!!
Smooch,
Milka.
Yikes! That cat is scary! We had a cat that acted the same way to me! Hehe! I got to be friends with him tho!
XXOO,
Jazz, Freedom & Felix
Bert - I'll be honest with you. I had a totally different entry post for MM before I saw this yesterday. I was ready to throw in the towel... no way was anybody going to beat this satanic cat. Then I remembered the little war I had (mostly on facebook) and thought some dog has to give this wretched kitty some competition.
How do you live with something like that anyway???
Oh my goodness Bert. that is some cat! Is he part of the naughty kitty club? He could be president with all those swat pictures. We don't usually enter MM, and let Blair do it but even she might be scared off by Alfred!
He he he he he. That Allred has such a reputation. I bet that, in reality, he's a snuggly soft cat who would never even hurt a mouse.
Please tell him I said that just in case I ever meet him...
You win! I'm not entering in that category!
But... he can't be THAT bad!!! Right? Right?
I think you scared Dave off.
Play bows,
Zim
Wow, is Allred for real? He's not some CGI Terminator Kitteh from Hell? He looks like he might even give Abby a moment's pause, and she has a REALLY strong prey drive when it comes to kittehs. Yours is the second entry in MM2012 where wishing Allred good luck in his category seems superfluous.
Jed & Abby
I dunno how I missed this. I must has been hiding my snooter looking the udder way. You know, there woz a kitteh named Ziggy wot hiked the whole Appalachian Trail (well, he sat on his dad mostly while his dad hiked) and they say he attacked efurry single dog he seened along the way. I think you mite find Ziggy somewhere in Allred's famblee tree.
Oh Allred, you sure are putting that doggie in his place. You have my sincerest admiration. I do believe the two of us could cause lots of mayhem. ~Scylla, The Queen of Bad Sports
Holy CARP! You are even scaring us! Good luck in the MM!
Woozers, yo're not kidding, are you? Allred is one BAD SPORT! Scary....
jack & moo
NO MATTER HOW MUCH HE BEGS, I AM SO NOT DATING HIM....
Sheesch...he might wipe of my nosecara....
Pawsome entry....sorta like a horror film....
Miss Lacie Beastie
Very scary. Mean. Nasty. We think you have a good chance of winning this one!
NoSmoochesForYou,
BabyRocketDog and Hootie
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