Friday, December 2, 2011

I couldn't Help Myself

My Friend Erianne and her dad came and took me for a walk today. 
Honest Erianne, I really thought it was, oh heck, I knew exactly what it was.  A swamp is a swamp is a swamp....and I love a good swamp.....

Sorry about your car.

Love
Bert

40 comments:

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

We are wooless, Bert:)

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

2browndawgs said...

I didn't even recognize you Bert!

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Bert? Is that you? Or a swamp monstah? Howloween is ofur, you know.

GOOSE said...

Bert Buddy way wasn't I invited?! I can only dream of the fun you had!
You're like an upside down hot fudge sunday.
Dude next time TAKE ME WITH YOU. MOM said it would be OK, honest.
Goose

The Cat From Hell said...

Bert! Yous is a dirty dog! Did yous ger hosed down outside, or did yous gets to traipse the muck through the house to the tub?
Just asking....
Kisses
Nellie

The Cat From Hell said...

Bert! Yous is a dirty dog! Did yous ger hosed down outside, or did yous gets to traipse the muck through the house to the tub?
Just asking....
Kisses
Nellie

Amber DaWeenie said...

OMD....OMD I didn't even recognize you, Bert! What was in that swamp...you look like you fell into an oil well.

Finn said...

Nice! I am sure one day she'll return the favor on your Vicki!

Curt Rogers said...

I can't even begin to comprehend what happened here. And in doing so I'm also trying to imagine how I would react should Duncan come home looking this way. I don't think there's enough Xanax in the world!

You're a stronger person than I, Vickie. Duncan would have been grounded for a month. And definitely no TV!

You deserve a medal! :)

24 Paws of Love said...

You look you had a great time, Bert!! Nothing like a good romp in the swamp!! We are so jealous!!

Prancer Pie said...

We hopes it was worth it!

Kootenai's Summit Post said...

Thanks for making me smile tonight! You are a pretty cute swamp monster! Ruff!

Mr. Pip said...

Oh my goodness, Bert is that really you!

Your pal, Pip

The Cat From Hell said...

Bert!
Me again! Me blogged about yous and what yous sent meQ
http://catfromhell.wordpress.com/2011/12/02/countdown-to-christmas-22-days-left/
Kisses
Nellie

Murphigator said...

Whoa, buddy. I've seen you in some pawdy interesting situations, but you've gone and outdone yourself this time. Dog gone, I think you've struck oil! Easy street, we're gonna' be livin' on easy street!!
Murphy

verobirdie said...

Oh, I did not recognize you... How is the car?

Meeka said...

Next time you can tell Vickie to join you for a mud bath.

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Oh my crickey, goodness, wtf, hehehe, oh Bert. Mum says you look absolutely hilarious but she's glad you weren't in her car. Enjoy your bath. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Maggie and Mitch said...

YUK!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Mango said...

Bert, that is totally over the top. You are a mess! Even my momma would balk at letting you into the car. Ick.

Slobbers,
Mango

Roo said...

BOL! Oh Bert you win the prize for slimiest doggie of the year! BOL! Ooo yeah bet that car looks and smells really good ;P Ewwwww Hardy Har Har!

Waggin at ya,
Roo

Frankie Furter said...

Aiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeee

OMD OMD OMD A SWAMP MONSTER or the CREATURE from the BLACK LAGOON has taken over Bert's Blog...

AiiiiiiiieeeeeWHAT??? WAIT that isn't a Swamp Monster.. THAT is YOU??? BERT I am STUNNED... I thought you were the creature from the Black Lagoon fur SURE.

OH BERT that must have been a WONDERFUL time you had.. from the looks of YOU!!

KB said...

Oh My Goodness! Is that really Bert? I thought that you were a goody-goody, Bert. I guess not. I'll never forget that photo!!!!!

Thanks for the laugh, buddy! I still can't believe that photo is really you.

K9 Katastrophie said...

Yes it is hard to control one's self when a good swamp is around!

Licks,
Ruthie

Blog da Mari! said...

ahhh! what a dirty dog!
Bert surly had loads of fun!!
the bath must have been a hard time huahaua
Mari

The Army of Four said...

That thud you just heard was my mom hitting the floor. When she came to, she just looked at me and Dave and kept repeating "Don't you guys EVER... oh PLEASE... don't you guys EVER..." I think she must be delirious!
On an unrelated note, you sure look like you had a BLAST!!!
Play bows,
Zim

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock said...

Wonderful! Utterly WONDERFUL, Bert! I am SO jealous!

Woofs,
Tommy

Whisppy said...

Oh My DAWG. BERT! By golly. That is one black swamp.

Sarge said...

Hey Bert!
Wow, now that I've quit laughing so hard I couldn't breathe ... shew. I bet you had a blast. Did Vickie take you to the closest car wash...not for the car, but for you?!? That's what Mom says she would do to me. Take me in and spray me off. Oh well, I'm sure it was worth it and I bet you smell so interesting! BWAR HAR HAR
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Mr. Logan and Ms. Baci said...

Old Jed from the Beverly Hills would say you struck "black gold"

Tessa the Maltese said...

Ahhhhhhh, Bert?????

Rally???????

Dang, boy you really get into it!

woos, Tessa

~Kim at Golden Pines~ said...

Bert, I would have recognized you anywhere--Okay, what am I saying, I couldn't tell it was you, maybe you can save that look for Halloween next year instead of Christmas!!! :-)

Ms. ~K said...

Oh My Bert, if there were a prize for dirty dogs, you would win, PAWS DOWN!!!!

Sagira said...

Oh my goodness! Bath anyone???

rottrover said...

BOL, Bert!! That definitely gave us a laugh!! You look like you crawled out of the La Brea Tar Pits here in LA!! OMD!!!

-Bart and Ruby

snoopy@snoopysdogblog said...

Seriously Bert,

I really had to look hard to see if that really was you!!

You are a great Mischief Maker - way to go buddy!! I'm so proud of you!!

Your mischief pal Snoopy :)

Scrappy said...

BOL

The greatest swamp post ever! I especially love...sorry about the car!

omg. no wonder you needed so much swimming!

keli said...

If the swamp is not frozen next Halloween you can go back there and then go trick or treating as a designer dog - half Newfie, half Golden! I hope you had as much fun as I did when I rolled and rolled in something green, stinky and wonderful the other day!

Luna said...

OMD!!!!

BERT! Where did you go?! You got eaten by a swamp things?

xo
Luna

Bassetmomma said...

All I can say is WOW!!