Thursday, February 9, 2012

From Allred

To those of you, Like My Nellie, who have truly been worried about my where-abouts, I want you to know that I am A-O-K. 

Back home now after a week of spiffing up my witchcraft skills.  (You didn't know that I lived with a witch before I moved in on Bert, did you?)

So I have two messages I want to leave on this post and I have to do it now while the little Twit Bert is off to places unknown.....(BTW....He is on the North Western end of the States)   Oh Shucks, did that slip.....

Message 1.     Nellie, my beautiful campaign manager and date to the Valentines Dance.....I can't wait to see you......

Message 2.   Tank........


Hocus Pocus ..... Your a squirrel....Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


Angel Prancer Pie said...


GOOSE said...

I’m no Legal Beagle, but isn’t that, turning Tank into a squirrel, grounds for disqualification from Bad Sport category in MM? Or is this just a bunch of smoke and mirrors Allred?
Blessings (even to you Allred),

zeeFM said...

oh lord ! *laughing fit*

GOOSE said...

I forgot to say where I think you are. You are in Idaho. Right? How many guesses do we get anyway? I'm going with Idaho.

Anonymous said...



You stupid excuse for a cat. You'll be sorry when I figure out how to remove this curse. I should have blown you up too.

BTW, do you happen to have any nuts?

The Black and Tans. said...

Interesting squirrel; is it unique to whichever part of the NW of the U.S. we are trying to guess?

Amber DaWeenie said...

OMD OMD Allred is scary! Poor Tank....gotta hide mee teenie weenie self. Him might turn me into a.....HOT DOG!

Cowspotdog said...

Does that mean Tank now has to chase himself !!!!! Poor Tank - he is going to get soooo dizzy! So now the truth comes out - you are a familiar (
A demon supposedly attending a witch, often said to assume the form of an animal.) Allred

Lucy-Fur, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

First, I'm really glad I'm not judging the Bad Sports this year - you guys are scaring me. Second, while I leave the ethical issues to the Other Abby (the Legal Beagle, not my sister) I think this is completely in keeping with the spirit of Bad Sports. Just saying.

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Lucy-Fur, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Oh, and can I just add: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Awesome!!!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

Woof! Woof! I'm a bit behind on reading posts ... simply amazed of that squirrel. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Our Mommy laffed and laffed so much she almost peed in her pants!

Bassetmomma said...

BOL! Poor Tank!

IRIS E DONA said...

So so funny !!! lolol


mayziegal said...

CLUNK! Er, sorry, that was my jaw hitting the floor. Wow...uh...that was kinda mean, Allred. Like, mean even for you. Although, in a very much strange way, Tank looks good as a squirrel.

I wonder if Tank has an urge to chase himself now?

Wiggles & Wags,

rottrover said...

BOLBOLBOL!!!! Ur. Um... Allred That was very bad-sporting of you!!!

-Bart and Ruby

Tracy said...

Oh Heaven's that is funny!
thanks for giving me a smile today!

The Army of Four said...

Ha roo roo roo! Oh, Allred! You crack me up!
Play bows,

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OMD OMD... my ERNIE is WAAAAY to young to be seein and hearing stuffs like THIS!!!!!

Pippen said...

This is GREAT! You two can curse each other and split the vote so I can just come up the middle and WIN the whole thing!

The SMARTEST Bad Sport EFUR!!!

Unknown said...

Dearest Allred,
Me knows yous was A OK, but me does worry. It was so nice of yous to send that strange squirrel (that looks a lot like tank) up here to Canada to see me. My hairy slobbery sisters has been having great fun chasing it as it seems it can't climb trees! And did yous know it barks like a dog?
Can't wait for Valentines!
PS Vote Allred For Bad Sport

Maureen said...

I thinks my mom just fell off her chair. She's never seen a Slog before (Squirrel Dog)! Like me, she always thought they was made up like Big Footie and the Coo-bra-cob-rahs.

Excuse me while I go lock our front door!! -Miss HoneyBuzz

Pippen said...

Note to ALLRED:

Neener, neener, neener... I ain't scared of no stinking curses that an itty bitty kitty thinks he (or is it SHE???) can put on me!

Total Bad Sport!

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

So that really WAS you, Allred, that we saw in the moon the other night. Mom says she now understands why Lightning was such a naughty boy - you filled him with mischief.

OMD, Tank is a squirrel. We will have to keep our eyes open and see if he makes it to our house and up one of our trees. We must say that he is one squirrel we would let in our yard.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Ziggy Stardust said...


Molly the Airedale said...

Oh no! Poor Tank!

Love ya lots,

Rubie and Poots (her Mum) said...

Boy - you like to hit where it hurts Allred!

Tail Wuggles, Rubie

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Abby is appalled. Jed is rolling on the floor, laughing.

Abby is checking her directory of experts for a Good Witch or Wizard to bring into this escalating conflict. You may expect a bill for the expert's services in the mail. The expert's first duty will be to cast a most powerful protective spell over Mango, Judge of Bad Sports Maggie Mae, and the entire Ethics team. The expert's second duty will be to cast a protective spell over all the contestants in the Bad Sports category. The expert's third duty will be to restore Tank to his original appearance. The expert's fourth duty will be to totally neutralize Allred's magic. You are going to be getting one big bill. Incidentally, the identity of the expert Good Witch or Wizard will not be revealed until Allred has been neutralized and is securely confined in durance vile.

Abby the Legal Beagle[mix] and Offical Guardian of Ethics for MM 2012

Shane Kent Louis said...

LOL! you had a great post and nice photos! I love the moon and the dog squirrel duo ahah..they are awesome on their shots :D

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KB said...

Poor poor Tank. Yes, Allred, you scare all of us. And, I do think that you just disqualified yourself from Mango Minster.

"Northwestern part of the States" - What kind of clue is that? Can you possibly be more vague? Okay, maybe Goose has some insider info, so I'll go with Idaho too.

Dexter said...

Tank looks much improved.


georgia little pea said...

BOL! hahahaha.. You wicked.

2browndawgs said...

Silly. Silly. If Allred turned us into squirrels, would we have to chase ourselves?

the brown dawgs

Piappies World said...

Waaaaah!!!! Tank? Tank? Is that you? How could such a thing be?!

What ever happened to world peace, Allred?!

hmmm. Tank seems to look cute as a tree rat! *hides*

Piappies Fudgie, Princess, Frappie, Mocha, Sugar, Wai-Pai, Wai-Max & Forgie

Sankissjuice said...

LOL..TANK just told me about this incident and gave me the link to this post. I read most of your posts, but must have missed this one.

I hope Allred comes home from his walk-a-bout soon.

I am starting to miss him already.